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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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#give it to me then

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23andme found more French ancestry in my results. Why didn't they just kill me dead instead.

#cruel world

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#god is any man safe from her cluntches

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#friends say this to me all the time lmao

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Every john wick character: How can you possibly justify all the people you've allowed to die for you. By any imaginable ethical standard, shouldn't you have let yourself get shot like 3 movies ago

John Wick:

Every john wick character: Well, that's true. You are hot and charismatic with soulful eyes. You've got me there.

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it’s their’s to burn

sharing a cigarette with joan of arc - dante émile ( @orpheuslament ) // photography by brendon burton

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#😫😵‍💫😵‍💫🫨😵‍💫😵😩😫😭

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I think a cocaine addiction is more ethical than owning four homes in the new york metro area.

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My cat thinks my dogs breath stinks.

(Source)

#'your breath smells of booty and fritos NOT of fish farts like mine own does...desgustang...'

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#I imagine this is what having a Sagittarius bf is like

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i actually am immensely resentful towards people who live in multimillion dollar homes & drive cars that cost hundreds of thousands of dollars! i think they can all choke. hope this helps!

#me with my mom's side of the family #at least most of them #they really are some 'my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars' type people it makes me nauseous

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THIEF ..

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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store