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screechingpulsar · 20 hours
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right now you might be in a situation that you think you won’t survive but six months ago you were in a situation that you didn’t think you’d survive and two years before that you were in a situation you didn’t think you’d survive and the point is you will always surprise yourself and you will always make it through
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screechingpulsar · 3 days
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["The illithids had to dominate not only to achieve their goals, but to fulfill certain basic needs of their own. Without a mind to control, a mind flayer would feel incomplete. They actually had an intimate relationship with their own thralls, suffering when they died (whether by sickness, age, or physical harm) and sometimes going mad from loneliness without their constant companionship. Illithids were known to postpone their other goals just to renew an emptied retinue of thralls..."]
Uhm... oh dear... oh... oh shit...
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screechingpulsar · 3 days
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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
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screechingpulsar · 3 days
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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screechingpulsar · 7 days
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The thing is, right? I’m very open about the fact that I do kink art, I don’t try to hide it, and I’ve made so many friends outside of that scene, retained friends outside of that scene who have full knowledge of what I do, made friends in the scene and in others who are wonderful, kindhearted, and normal-ass people. Like- to people who aren’t fuckin’ weirdos, it’s a nothingburger, just a Thing I Do that I don’t involve them in.
And like, if we peeled away all the bullshit and the knee-jerking and all the hang-ups, I think that’s the truth- it IS a nothingburger. The people who treated me poorly for it clearly had their own hang-ups regarding their own relationship with attraction, the people who don’t know how to treat people who don’t want to be involved with respect have their own social problems that that’s a symptom of, not the cause, and the societal stigma is just… made up.
Kink is a non-factor to normal-ass, well-adjusted people, and I think it’s time we stopped stigmatizing it. If you treat someone differently because of what they do in their free time, sorry to say pal, but the one who needs to examine their heart is you.
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screechingpulsar · 8 days
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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.
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screechingpulsar · 8 days
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reddit is still free. also tbh good riddance for the op
edit for everyone who is confused: shart is shadowheart, people shorten her name that way as a joke on reddit
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screechingpulsar · 9 days
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Fade with short hair and a... fade
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screechingpulsar · 9 days
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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screechingpulsar · 9 days
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This machine kills AI
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screechingpulsar · 9 days
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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs
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screechingpulsar · 9 days
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barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!
youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?
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screechingpulsar · 9 days
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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well
enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.
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It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar
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screechingpulsar · 11 days
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oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured
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screechingpulsar · 11 days
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Sea slug (Phyllodesmium macphersonae).
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happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell
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screechingpulsar · 11 days
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