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Send “Message from the grave” for your muse to chat with my deceased muse

Add “Reverse” if it’s your muse the one who died

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Being loyal in a relationship is not hard, it’s a choice, if you can’t be loyal then leave

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“I like my coffee like I like my men. Consistent and available. The only difference is that my coffee exists.”

— my roommate, bless his sad soul

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Proud of me??

Why would you care about my approval Eric? But you do seem like a smart child if you didn't come from a slut you could have achieved great things. But no I'm not in fact I hate you and I hope you get hit by a bus.

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Credit: @unfinstory

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Oh jack would you like a backrub?

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#before they were chili

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Nikki did not hold anything back.

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Gym can’t fix your personality

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Sometimes god sends an ex back into your life to see if you’re still stupid.

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Why is our son such a douche?

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