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is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

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next a bite button PLEASE

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A year ago I got an anonymous message telling me that everything I post has already been foretold in a medium-sized book that they found in an eagle's nest in 2008. Now every time I publish a post they tell me where in the book it was foretold. Like they send a message just saying (for example) "page 85 line 10". The book isn't in order, so it's become sort of a personal hobby for them to find each day's post, and eventually cross out all the posts in the book, kind of like a birdwatcher's checklist. Once I asked them why they don't just send me the book so i know what posts to make and they responded:

three reasons. 1, the book is very wormeaten. theres still enough left to match up ur posts to the posts in the book (tho sometimes it takes MUCH scrutiny!) but not nearly enough that u could write the exact post just from seeing the remaining text. 2, dont u enjoy coming up with posts? it seems like a lot less fun for u to just copy them out of a book. 3, some of the posts contain information about ur future that u definitely wouldnt want to know yet. u couldnt handle it.

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hand hurts from jacking off

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“A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor.” – Champfleury

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your boyfriend looks easy as fuck to parry

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my polycule was playing this game a while ago where you could say "copy" after another person said something (unless they said "no copy" first) and then force them to repeat it any time you said "paste" until you got a new copy on them. it was fun but we had to stop doing it bc we couldn't stop just copying whatever somebody said when they were cumming and then making them repeat it in front of others as a sort of shame rite

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) dir. Jim Sharman

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Manuel Kornisiuk, jamesdemitrifiles

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