scoobydoozombieisland1998

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Infinity Cat, Daniel Arthur

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DOECHII photographed by Christian Soria | Interview Magazine (2024)

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im getting so hype for surgery again so i can take pain killers and lie around all day

#i should be grinding rn tho so recoverys easier

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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

#this was the best it couldve been put frankly

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i love following people who post paragraphs on their stories cause i screenshot them in rapid succession and read them like a little phone zine later cause my brain cares but it cant handle that much text while its on instagram story binge mode

#hanif abdurraqib 🫶🏻

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following old coworkers online is fun because you get to see hands down the most unpleasant uncooperative person youve ever had to work with in your life post stuff like this

#screenshot from said coworker #this woman made my work life so miserable i would have panic attacks in the car before work every morning and had to microdose edibles #to get through the day #i think the constant exposure to taylor swift is rotting my brain ive been on hater mode for like three days #*from her ig story that isnt her twitter

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love reading people be like wow theres a genocide going on and everyone wants to talk abt taylor swift and drag her down because women who reach a certain level of success cant have anything and its like No girl we're just fucking sick of her and she could have at Any Point mobilized the swifties on behalf of palestine and actually done something comparable to the Chicks like she apparently said in her documentary but shes a complete poser like no ones ever seen posing before

#im never gonna get over her shitty ass album winning aoty and her choosing that moment to announce her next shittiest album like the nerve #give people time to miss you im soooo fucking sick of her its impossible to avoid her

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not enough people talking about how marlon and gil from stardew valley are a couple and willy used to be their third

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i have to go to the grocery store and get a new vape but im tired and feeling overall Bummed out

#pining. just in general i guess

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had a epic moment where the girl at the pharmacy panicked and unbagged my testosterone before i paid and was like hold on and waited for the pharmacist to get off the phone and when he came over he asked me she (recipient of prescription) was pregnant or planning to be and i got to just say I dont have a uterus and he said Ok! and that was that

#do cis women get prescribed testosterone ever? but also passing W i suppose #they dont usually make pharmacist come talk to me it was weird #i SHOULDVE tacked on 'anymore' to the end of that to hammer it home but maybe the ambiguity is funnier

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watching all my grade school classmates post about how good the new swift is. we're not gonna make it folks

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pspspspsp concerned ape. bigger backpack upgrade🥺

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yockey writing star trek and edlund name dropping destiel in the year 2024 huge year for the best supernatural writers

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He will play ben edlund in the David fincher dramatization of the supernatural bts

#wait galaxy brain

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#accepting flowers! as always with any destiel event

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real

#I LOVE HERRR

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#i finally got to bathe + blowout+ brush possum at work she looks so good now