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so I just found out I had this shirt. I have no memory of owning it

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In case anyone wondered my opinion on AI art

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“If this hurts my shows I’m gonna riot” “they better not cancel my favorite show” “this is so selfish I NEED this show” “what about my mental health now that they—“

So you agree. Show-writers are important to you and to the industry and should be compensated accordingly for their important work.

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hey sorry we put your good friend jonathan harker in a time loop. yeah he’s about to leave for his business trip again. but at least he’ll send you emails

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some things she could’ve gotten into

some things she could’ve gotten really into other than working to undermine the rights and humanity of already marginalized people:

1. the restoration of pinball machines.

2. combating tuberculosis, which kills over a million and a half people every year even though no one in the 21st century should have to die of tb.

3. rare book collecting

4. metallurgy

5. reforesting large swaths of Scotland

6. molecular gastronomy

7. pouring money into professional women’s football

8. sailing

9. fighting maternal mortality in the former British colony of Sierra Leone, where one in twenty women still die in childbirth as a direct result of the horrors of colonialism.

10. wine

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person who tries to become a serial killer but they've worked in kitchens for so long that when they try to sneak up on someone they say "behind, knife" on reflex, alerting their would-be victim to their presence

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i’m starting a collection

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this feels like a quote someone would make up and falsely attribute to john green

We falsely romanticize a lot of intoxicants in our culture, but none so much as fame.

Gets you high as fuck, but it’ll absolutely ruin your life.

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hey girl sorry um. we stabbed your boyfriend in the senate house. yeah a seer told him to beware the ides of march but he didn't listen. brutus and cassius got him. i'm so sorry

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We gotta start taking "child having an absolute meltdown in public" not just as a circumstance to be compassionate about, but as the valuable opportunity it is.

I personally like to close my eyes and pretend I'm the one who's screaming.

Scream for us all, little nugget.

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im an anti overhead lighting single issue voter