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school-district · 24 days
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Bloodbath, Game #3
@official-fedex kills @fivepebbles with their own weapon.
@cloud-of-corvids stays at the cornucopia for resources.
@benreyfaggot sets @school-district on fire with a molotov.
@fizzythefrog and @thetempted fight for a bag. @fizzythefrog gives up and retreats
@hyperfixationsgobrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr shoots an arrow into @gloriousvermin’s head.
@a-purple-anon and @actually-aldi threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die
@ladeedade strangles @thegreatgeodo with a rope.
@barnes-and-noble-official stabs @meatybunger in the back with a trident
@infinitrix severely slices @caim-the-demonic-angel with a sword
@cvs-pharmacy-real retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia
@whisper-the-human snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag
@same-pic-of-the-stars-everyday grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia
@michelle4eve clutches a first aid kit and runs away
@realgeometrydash and @another-face-in-a-sea-of-purple fight for a bag. @another-face-in-a-sea-of-purple gives up and retreats (NOW THEY AREN’T TAGGING???)
@the-real-aperture-science runs away with a lighter and some rope
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school-district · 24 days
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@\benreyfaggot sets @school-district on fire with a molotov.
Sure, why not? Let’s commit arson at school!
I feel like this has to be one of the best ways for this blog to get out….
Bloodbath, Game #3
@official-fedex kills @fivepebbles with their own weapon.
@cloud-of-corvids stays at the cornucopia for resources.
@benreyfaggot sets @school-district on fire with a molotov.
@fizzythefrog and @thetempted fight for a bag. @fizzythefrog gives up and retreats
@hyperfixationsgobrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr shoots an arrow into @gloriousvermin’s head.
@a-purple-anon and @actually-aldi threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die
@ladeedade strangles @thegreatgeodo with a rope.
@barnes-and-noble-official stabs @meatybunger in the back with a trident
@infinitrix severely slices @caim-the-demonic-angel with a sword
@cvs-pharmacy-real retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia
@whisper-the-human snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag
@same-pic-of-the-stars-everyday grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia
@michelle4eve clutches a first aid kit and runs away
@realgeometrydash and @another-face-in-a-sea-of-purple fight for a bag. @another-face-in-a-sea-of-purple gives up and retreats (NOW THEY AREN’T TAGGING???)
@the-real-aperture-science runs away with a lighter and some rope
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school-district · 1 month
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Exactly
I’ve got an unshakable theory that 95+% of the time that someone in the US says “why didn’t we learn XYZ in public school?” the answer is traceable back to “that knowledge threatens capitalism.”
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school-district · 1 month
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This might be a good thing to teach…
Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.
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school-district · 1 month
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Time to cut all middle school sports because we don’t have enough funding!
(This actually happened btw)
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school-district · 1 month
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So I’m new but hi!
(i literally got this url 10 minutes ago)
hey if ur a gimmick account reblog this so i can follow you
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school-district · 1 month
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Okay how was this username not taken?
Uhh non default blog coming soon…
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