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im full of rage and dangerously stupid but god is holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a kitten

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Me

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this show’s dialogue is iconic

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Do Deaf people understand puns? Are there some combinations of sign language which are hilariously ambigious?

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“Victorians were stuffy prudes.”

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According to my uncle, I “should be outside balancing rocks in a stream somewhere.”

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You’ve Heard Of “Harold, They’re Lesbians” Now Get Ready For

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I’m…

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me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

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Obama sits alone in a classroom rewriting his remarks before speaking at the memorial service for victims of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting. Taken 2 days after the shooting on Dec. 12, 2012.

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I forgot my nan has an alexa so when my uncle was complaining and i said “alexa this is so sad play despacito” guess what fucking happened

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