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I SPENT HOURS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS WRONG HERE.

just some totally normal pictures of Waluigi and Wario

#It's the fucking noses being flesh colored instead of pink

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stiles: (about derek) His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

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just some totally normal pictures of Waluigi and Wario

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Are we feeling the side slit friends

#This is a good idea

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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size

#The correct answer is sock sock #Wait an hour #Shoe shoe

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Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

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✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️

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You know that Chris Fleming line that goes "Call yourself a community organizer even though you're not on speaking terms with your roommates"?

I honestly think every leftist who talks about the "revolution" like Christians talk about the rapture needs to spend a year trying to organize their workplace. Anyone who sincerely talks about building a movement so vast and all-encompassing that it overwhelms all existing power structures needs the dose of humility that comes with realizing they can't even build a movement to get people paid better at a badly run AMC Theaters where everyone already hates the manager.

#My roommate in the house I lived in

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most relatable episode of malcolm in the middle is when he stops being mean for a week and gets an ulcer

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why does thw last image keep getting more nonsensical. every once in a while ill see a new version of this and its something that makes less sense