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i hate when none of you are online. stop having lives and come be pathetic with me

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it’s just me and my hairy legs against the world

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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sorry I liked your post a second after you posted it I don’t have a life

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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

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I’ve been on tumblr for almost 13 years and I refuse to know what homestuck is about

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incredible translation of sheeesh thank you google

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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we were meant to live slowly!!!! we were meant to savor moments and feel unabashedly lazy and frolic and smell the flowers and laugh with our entire hearts and love with our entire souls!!!!! don’t ever feel guilty for resting!!!!!! don’t ever feel guilty for slowing down!!!!!! enjoying life shouldn’t be something you’re ashamed of

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eating mcdonalds in trains should be illegal

#i switched seats twice in this train and both times someone ate fucking mcdonalds and now #the girl who eats it IS ALSO SCHMATZING LIKE CRAZY #what is schmatzen in english??? like making loud mouth sounds when u eat ughhhh giRRRRL STOOOOOOP

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longwood gardens, pa

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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

#@ my objective tinitus problem