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The future of gaming is here..
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I've learned so much about computers recently, like how to get them to run smoothly you NEED to give them headpats. So many headpats because they deserve them. Give the computer headpats. Please please please please pl
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honestly i am such a sucker for machines being cared for. like? please be gentle. i am not like you. this is my body, please be careful. i do not think like you. i do not work like you, or breathe like you. please be kind. please act kindly. you have me in your hands so please, please show mercy. i was made for a purpose, but that purpose was never intimacy. please show me what this is
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“Heh, you should see the other guy” I say, walking out of a closet covered in cartoony lipstick kisses. You peer into the closet and there’s just a computer absolutely smashed to pieces on the floor
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a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints
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UFO futuristic interface
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where are the jobs for useless people who can't handle anything at all
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recently at a bar someone told me i seem like id have a lot of pdfs
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i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman
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Reciteing the first 100 digits of pi is a great way to calm down from a panic attack
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I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like
*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist
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New gender binary: either you exist or you don't exist.
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9desw8ghb2wq3
^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post
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bo burnham just fucking DECIDED to write all eyes on me and destroy half the human population. it was NOT needed. but he did it anyway and destroyed everybody
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That time i made an office supply dragon
I sold this design a while back
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