yo what the fuck is going on with my computer
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I WANNA FUCK A COMPUTER
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME TIPS
1: ALWAYS UNPLUG. ALWAYS. Remember to safely power down your computer in software first!
2: Be gentle! Computers are fragile things and they like a soft, loving touch. Grinding whatever you have on the chassis is the most optimal
3: Don't put your full weight on the chassis! No sitting down on it.
4: For more advanced play, consider safely removing components. Computers love having their GPU fondled!!
5: If you have something like the Max 2, plug your fleshlight into the (powered off) computer and fuck it. It'll feel through the USB port trust me.
6: play the "horror" game "it is as if you were making love". It ends in a cum jumpscare.
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i wonder how many other objectum people have a psychotic disorder
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I dont want to be at work i want to be thinking about robot sex :/
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Honcho (1984) - Vol.6 N10
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Swim Class Frankie Stein Doll (2013)
Justice Exclusive
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Just getting around to taking a good look at this doll.
Apparently, miss ma'am is sewn into her costume. No opening whatsoever.
Why mattell, why 😒
I guess I get it as she's a collector doll, not intended to be redressed. And sewing her in probably allowed for a sleeker fit.
Maybe I'll get a seam ripper to see if I can take the suit off without completely destroying it.
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Car objectum blogs plz reblog this I wanna follow more car fuckers PLEASE
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