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american cockroach - catherine chalmers (2004)
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Dispatch #98025 from NROL-129 (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Mystic Absence 2. Happy Tears
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if your class solidarity doesn’t include people who are on SSI, food stamps, or are unable to work it’s not solidarity
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daphne's blessing 🌿
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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge
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RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out
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coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human
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sorry I made a boomer meme. at least it's relatable
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why are people so mean to steampunk. what did steampunk do to you. are you too good for cogs? too good for goggles and a top hat? hmm??? bitch
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Something that will help you cope with your frustration with society is knowing that trends exist on a swing set. Things will always swing one way to the furthest extreme before swinging back to the opposite extreme.
Look at pants. We got them tighter and tighter until they couldn't get any more tight, then swung back to JNKOs, then invented jeggings, and now we're back to baggy pants.
Shoes: Thin stilettos to wide chunky platforms to stilettos to platforms again. Nails. Eyelashes. Hair. As big as you can get them, as crazy as you can, then simple and tiny again, then back to big.
And every once in a while new technology is invented and we have to use it on absolutely everything, even if it's stupid, until we get annoyed with ourselves and cut it out.
Then once decade as a new one comes around we get delusions about Entering A New Age and get funky with it for a bit.
That's it. That's all. We're just going through the cycles.
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Richard Cartwright aka Richard S. Cartwright (British, b. 1951, Wales, based Bristol, England) - The Evening Sky, Paintings: Pastel
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Working site security it's wild to me how many people when called out will say "I've been doing this for years and you're the only security person to bother me about it", as if to say, "you're an idiot on a power trip", when the admission really is, "every other security person who has seen me do this has taken one look at me and immediately decided that I seemed exhausting enough o deal with that they'd risk a reprimand to avoid me"
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Every time I advocate for voting people are like "no you shouldn't vote! Read this literature, it'll totally change the way you view voting!" And every single time it's the same fucking "you shouldn't vote because both parties are exactly the same so it won't make a difference who wins" bullshit wrapped up in some fancy language
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artist: miranda sofroniou
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