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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

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Gerry my beloved 🖤

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if i am evil. i create character A, who indulges often. always eating, always fucking. but time and time again reveal that he is not hungry. he is not lustful. he performs hunger and doesnt truly feel it. he performs sexuality and doesnt truly feel it. and for fifteen years he performs indulgence into desire he doesnt feel. i create character B, who does not indulge. never eating, never fucking. but time and time again reveal that he IS hungry. he is lustful. he denies hunger but feels it deeply. he denies sexuality but feels it deeply. and for fifteen years he refuses to indulge in the desire he feels. and then. in the final season. allow character A to finally desire something. allow character B to confess his desire. and then kill them both before either is able to really indulge in something they truly desire. if i am evil. i do this.

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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

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@jonmartinweek

Day 9: free day/au

Cowboy au because cowboys are cool

That's it. That's the idea

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today I bring you martin in a cow costume. tomorrow, who knows

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Boop Breakdown

Well, you did it. You booped. You booped all over your dashboard with reckless abandon, your finger gnashing away at the boop button, much like a lovely raccoon discovering a glorious half-eaten baked potato. A treasure was presented, and you knew you deserved it. You deserved to boop. Collectively, you booped 142,566,897 times. To repeat: one hundred forty-two million five hundred sixty-six thousand eight hundred ninety-seven boops were had on tumblr dot com the website and the app.

Specifically: 

Normal boops: 119,204,929

Self boops: 12,645,652

Cat boops: 7,925,241

Super boops: 2,095,231

Mischievous, aka evil boops: 695,844

One particularly boopable Tumblr was booped a total of 874,212 times. To be so rich in boops is a blessing. The Tumblr that gave the most boops found it in their heart to bestow 127,073 boops upon those they found worthy. 

Over 500,000 Tumblrs were booped and booped back in return. And for what? What would drive so many to boop? Does Tumblr yearn for the boop mines? Well, yes. And also the guts, the glory, the prestige, and, of course, the badges. Oh, how you worked for those badges:

Booper participants: 229,881

Booper enthusiasts:  85,548

Booper supers:  67,571

Hold your heads high, Tumblr. You booped until you couldn’t boop anymore. You created incredible fanart, invented a whole new genre of -sonas, and even created your own premium, high-end awards. It was noble, it was boop. We hope you boop yourself, and boop for boop. Boop, boop boop? Boop, boop. Boop boop boop, boop boop; Boop! Boop! 

Boop,

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Jon and Martin both really just said the only reason I still hold onto my humanity is because you make me want to be a better person and we all just let them huh

Like with Jon that arc is pretty obvious, but Martin went through the same thing didn’t he? The lonely tempted him to isolate himself from others and his own emotions, but the biggest thing that stopped him was that he wouldn’t have been able to love Jon.

I adore the trope of “you’ve become monstrous so I’ll join you because I love you” but god this twist of “we’re both becoming monstrous but we’ll help each other hold onto humanity” is equally if not more heart wrenching.

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Season one Jonathan Archivist Sims will give the most impassioned recitation of some spooky happenings he'll read it with such depth of emotion that you'd think he was there and then be like "end of statement. *sigh* well that was some bullshit."

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hey. hey you should draw your favorite guys from the vampire show

ok

#HEHEHEHEHEHE

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completely normal whiteboard things with @friccafracc @lailas-in-space @wrenisnotdead and @yaboigee

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Why would they play pro memoria during the trailer though…Tobias don’t do this to me.

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Look at the sky. It's looking back.

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alice says wicked and sick nasty and tubular during sex thats why her and sam broke up

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hey tumblr you ever make a drawing so good you cant stop stimming

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The aspens have eyes and the trees bark.

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