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saycheesekid · 7 months
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THEIR OUTFITS STILL GO HARD
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saycheesekid · 9 months
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Hmmm... perhaps I should seek employment there.
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saycheesekid · 10 months
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[[Oh fuck the Elvis fandom has noticed me.
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saycheesekid · 1 year
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》 MOVING ONTO @dance--macabre THOUGH A L L FOLLOWS WILL BE FROM HERE!!!! Minerva will be my M A I N focus.
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saycheesekid · 1 year
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》 MOVING ONTO @dance--macabre THOUGH A L L FOLLOWS WILL BE FROM HERE!!!! Minerva will be my M A I N focus.
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saycheesekid · 2 years
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》 I should be uploading some stuff on here, namely the sparknotes version of Minervas bio and the like.
Wanna use her more but. . . BEING STUCK ON STRICTLY MOBILE AIN'T HELPING.
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saycheesekid · 2 years
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COMMISSIONED FROM - @jesterkard
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saycheesekid · 2 years
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Two Aces and a wife
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saycheesekid · 2 years
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A bit different from my usual content, this fic features @saycheesekid 's beautiful OC Minerva who is Ace's wife from before the fog. It's my first time writing someone else's OC and I hope I did her justice, because I adore her dynamic with Ace! (Also Felix POV because apparently I'm incapable of not including him in fics)
Ships 💞: Ace x OC, Felix x his girlfriend Warnings⚠️: Miscarriage mention Word count: 2.8k
[Ace X OC] Apple of my eye
Family.
Something that Felix had always considered the most important thing in the world. From trying to make his father proud to pulling himself together and preparing to give his unborn child everything under the sun, the concept of family had shaped most of Felix's life.
And maybe that was why it was so easy for him to see how closely the dynamic of his fellow survivors resembled one.
Opposite the log to Felix's, Minerva was braiding Meg's hair into an elaborate French braid. The woman let Meg rant loudly about her latest trial, always willing to lend an ear and patiently bear the redhead's frustrations.
Nancy walked up to the duo and spoke in a low voice Felix couldn't make out the words of, prompting Minerva to pause her braiding project long enough to hand the girl what looked to be a gauze roll. Nancy departed with a smile – a rare sight that Felix had only caught a handful of times – and Minerva focused back on the angry redhead at her feet.
A loud laugh carried out across the campsite, making Felix turn his attention to where Ace looked to be showing a magic trick to a small group.
The gambler was running a poker chip over his knuckles and between his fingers, the movement of the item difficult to follow until it finally seemed to disappear into thin air.
"Where did it go?" Ace asked his audience, a grin on his face as he held up his empty hands. "Everyone check their pockets, just in case!"
The others did as instructed. When a confused Feng fished out the very same poker chip from the front pocket of her jeans, Dwight gasped and Nea laughed and Feng, furious, started pestering a smirking Ace to “Tell me how you did it, it's not fucking magic!”
Felix, however, merely deflated and looked back at the half-empty, forgotten med-kit in his lap.
On one hand, it was incredible how even amidst the death and violence of the Entity's world, the survivors had managed to form a family of their own. He saw how they each had their own roles, from Nea's youthful brashness to Bill's grumpy caring, and the camaraderie they had all formed during the last few years was something Felix was honored to be part of.
But at the same time, Felix was supposed to become a father. Yet he was always stuck at the sidelines, helpless to do anything but watch as others more suited for the task comforted those who were struggling from homesickness or a bad trial. Felix could barely instruct Quentin about toolbox efficiency without tripping over his words, much less be a parental figure for any of the poor kids trapped in this hellscape with him.
It was clear that he needed outside advice.
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Felix resumed stocking his med-kit while he waited. Fortunately, it wasn't long before Ace returned to Minerva's side.
The woman was just finishing up Meg's new braid and sent the redhead on her way with a smile, Meg excitedly bounding over to where Feng was still busy glaring at the remnants of Ace's magic trick.
"Ciao, bella," Ace leered. Felix watched him lean to place a peck on his wife's cheek. "Is your hair salon finally closed for the day?"
"I might just have time to make you pigtails," Minerva replied with a smirk. "Did you have fun messing with the children again?"
"What do you mean, mess with them? I'll have you know that was pure magic!"
Minerva rolled her eyes at her husband's antics, though she was still smiling fondly.
The couple lapsed into comfortable silence – the kind Felix assumed came from years of being married – and he figured that this might be his only chance.
"They really like you," Felix said.
Minerva and Ace both looked up to meet his eyes and Felix cleared his throat under their attention.
"The teens," Felix clarified. "It's good that they have people like you – both of you. In here."
Realizing how awkward he sounded, Felix resolutely turned his attention back to the med-kit. This whole advice thing was turning out to be a spectacularly bad idea.
"Thank you, Felix," Minerva said. At the warmth in her voice, Felix hesitantly looked back up. "I'm glad you think so."
"Absolutely!" Ace agreed. "I don't know how much I'm actually contributing aside from the occasional dad joke, but it's good for the kids to have a campfire mom, huh?"
"Oh, don't sell yourself short," Minerva said. "The dad jokes are at least a daily occurrence."
Ace chortled and even Felix smiled at the couple's easy back and forth.
"You are both really good with the younger survivors," Felix said. "Do you have children of your own?"
"Oh, no!" Ace laughed. He reached out to grab his wife's hand. "Our life was plenty chaotic without a kid thrown into the mix; can't really bring a baby to a casino or have the kid change schools every two months when we moved across the world!"
"We would have had to drastically change our lifestyle," Minerva said. "And then those years had already passed."
Minerva looked down at their joined hands with a contemplative expression. There was an unexplainable tension in the air and Felix was eager to move on from the subject.
"I see," Felix simply said. "I just thought from how natural you act with them, you seemed like you had experience in parenting."
"Well, we've been around kids a lot!" Ace said.
Minerva perked up. "I've got many nieces and nephews," she said, "And Ace has younger siblings. You often took care of them in your childhood, correct?"
"Unfortunately," Ace scrunched up his nose. "Gotta say, changing diapers is one thing I don't miss. Especially when your baby brother happens to have really good aim."
Minerva giggled and Felix politely chuckled, even though he didn't really understand the joke. What would a baby need target practice for?
"What about you?" Minerva asked, addressing Felix. "Do you have experience with children?"
"No," Felix said. "And that’s the problem. I –"
He hesitated. Though he would consider Ace and Minerva his friends, they weren’t exactly close, as Felix had been careful to keep most of his personal life private. Everyone except Élodie and a few others only knew that his girlfriend was pregnant at the time of his disappearance. Hopefully, the couple wouldn’t judge him for this.
"I fear I won't make a very good father,” Felix confessed.
Minerva's expression softened. "I'm sure that won't be the case."
"Yeah, just don't worry about it!" Ace exclaimed.
Felix stared blankly at the man's cheerful smile. If he could simply will his anxiety away, he would have done so about thirty years ago – not be stuck with it screaming at him about what a terrible parent he would make.
"Kids are easy!" Ace continued in a way of explanation. "Just talk to them and make them laugh if you can. And let them be kids and run around and climb in trees without worrying about if they'll get hurt! Kids are much tougher than they look."
“I agree with most of that,” Minerva said. “But I still wouldn't recommend things like playing catchwith them.”
"What?" Felix frowned, his idyllic fantasy of throwing a ball with his future son shattered. "I thought that was a child-safe activity. I guess the ball could injure the child, but I don't throw very hard –"
"Oh, no, baseball is absolutely fine," Minerva said, then turned to give Ace an unimpressed look. "But Ace plays catch by throwing a three-year-old six feet into the air and hoping he'll catch them –"
"And I have a one hundred percent success rate!" Ace protested. "Better than any baseball player. Totally safe activity! And your nephew loves it, he's always waddling up to me and reaching up his arms –"
While Ace kept rambling and horrifying Felix more and more by the second, Minerva looked back at Felix, shook her head and mouthed "no" and Felix instantly relaxed.
It was good that he wasn't expected to be physically throwing his child anywhere.
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Minerva and Ace kept recounting anecdotes of their own while trying to reassure Felix's new-parent-stress. They were being incredibly accommodating and didn't seem to be judging Felix for his lack of experience.
And maybe that was why Felix felt comfortable enough to ask a question that he hadn’t dared voice to anyone before.
"What if it's…" Felix hesitated. "What if the baby is a girl?"
Ace's head tilted comically in confusion – like that was the dumbest question Felix could have possibly asked.
"I didn't have any siblings," Felix hurried to explain. "I have no knowledge of what interests young girls have and what type of care they need."
Minerva smiled – still much too patient. "Well, first of all, girls aren't an alien species."
"That's exactly what an alien would say," Ace interjected.
At another look from his wife, Ace raised his hands up in surrender and quieted down.
"There’s just as much of a chance that she would end up liking soccer and a boy would want to ride horses," Minerva continued. "No matter what the child's interest or gender, they need their father's love and attention to thrive."
Felix hummed in understanding, then looked at Ace for his viewpoint.
"I mean," Ace grinned. "I'd only add that maybe don't buy a pony when the kid inevitably begs for one, but you can obviously afford it, so…"
"As long as you don't spoil them," Minerva said. "I know you have the means, but boundaries are important for a child."
Felix nodded, though that didn't really tell him anything. How was he supposed to know what purchases would further his child's well-being and what would be excessive?
Ace elbowed Minerva with a good-natured grin. "I think we lost him.”
"Sorry," Felix hurried to apologize. "I appreciate your advice. I just don't know if I'm going to be able to make the right decisions as a parent."
"Felix… I think you're forgetting that you aren't alone in this," Minerva said. "The child has two parents. You won't need to make decisions on your own; both you and the mother will come to know your child best and can decide. Together." 
"Yeah," Ace agreed, looking at Minerva with a smile. "Having someone to share the highs and lows with really makes all the difference."
Minerva returned the smile and brought up a petite hand to cup her husband's cheek. "And you wouldn't change it for the world," she murmured. "Even if they sometimes drive you insane."
Ace chuckled and leaned in to kiss her and Felix politely averted his eyes.
He hoped that one day he and his girlfriend could be as comfortable and open with each other as those two. Maybe Felix should have been more honest with her, about the work stress and his grief and fears about becoming a parent. He had seen the look of worry in her beautiful eyes every time he stumbled home late from a bar, but had brushed off her attempts at reaching out and only managed to pull himself together once she shared the news of the baby.
God, he wanted nothing more than the chance to make things right. He missed her like crazy; it had been two years in the Entity's realm and he had no way of knowing how time passed outside of here. He only hoped that she hadn’t been forced to have the child alone, an unwilling single parent struggling with the same doubts that Felix was now, in addition to thinking that Felix had abandoned them –
"Felix, I don't think you ever mentioned kt," Minerva started, pulling Felix out of his spiralling thoughts. "Can I ask how far along your girlfriend is in her pregnancy?"
"Oh," Felix said. "Four months, when I disappeared. Though I’m not sure how time progresses here; the child will probably have already been born when I return."
Minerva nodded, though there was something… odd about the faraway look in her eyes.
"Is something wrong?" Felix asked.
"No, I – ah," Minerva faltered.
"Honey…" Ace said, clear worry on his face.
Minerva, however, seemed to have made up her mind, and continued. "Please don't take it for granted," she said, her voice strained. "There’s a possibility that when you return, the child… won't be there waiting for you."
And then Minerva, normally so elegant and put-together, curled in on herself and wrapped an arm around her midsection. Shame washed over Felix; the woman’s grief was obvious, and he felt absolutely horrible for having brought up unpleasant memories.
Instantly, Ace was there. He pulled Minerva close and kissed her temple, at the roots of her hair where blonde became black.
"But even if the worst happens, you'll get through it," Ace told Felix as much as Minerva. "I know you're excited for the kid, and it'll feel like the end of the world if something happens to them," Ace's smile wavered ever so briefly. "But you'll pull through. As long as you're there for each other and give yourselves time to grieve, you'll be alright."
Minerva reached for Ace's hand again. Ace’s hand enveloped her smaller one and he rested his head on top of hers.
Felix looked down at his feet both to give them space and contemplate their words. He hadn't even considered the possibility that his child might not make it into this world; he had been much too stressed about what types of diapers to buy and which kindergartens were the best in his area.
Perhaps he needed to get his priorities in order.
"Wow, look at us," Minerva suddenly huffed. "We're scaring him with every worst-case scenario."
"Oh, ehm –" Felix stammered. "Don't worry about me."
"Aw, jeez," Ace chuckled. "We're gonna get some angry calls from your girlfriend about 'Felix keeps talking to the baby bump 24/7 and refuses to even let me go to the bathroom alone', aren't we?"
Felix felt his neck flush from embarrassment. He might be a little bit of a worrier and had a tendency to overthink things, but surely, he wouldn't be that bad –
"Felix," Minerva said, gaining his attention. She was smiling again. "I didn't mean to worry you. It's merely that… there's a lot of things nobody tells first-time parents."
Now, Felix definitely got the picture that she was speaking from experience.
"Thank you," Felix said. "I appreciate all your advice. Truly."
"Thank you for listening to us ramble," Ace grinned. "We can be a lot, I know."
"No, you were both a great help," Felix said.
"That's kind of you to say," Minerva smiled. "And I have no doubt that you'll be a great father."
Felix cleared his throat and fidgeted in his seat. "I'll try my best."
"You'll be just fine. The way you worry just shows how much you care –"
"What the fuck were you thinking!?" a distinctly Laurie-like voice screeched across the campsite, effectively interrupting their conversation.
The rare occurrence of the girl swearing had the trio turning to look over to where a small commotion had formed. Apparently, the group to arrive from the latest trial had some things they needed to air out.
"It was supposed to be a guaranteed escape!" Steve protested Laurie's verbal assault. "I had the perks and the salt offering and everything! Ace told me it would work –"
"That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!" Yun-jin interjected from beside Laurie. "You nearly got me killed!"
"It's not dumb!"
"Argh! Minervaaa!!" Laurie yelled.
Minerva offered a small sigh. "Coming!" she hollered to the others.
"Well, looks like I'm needed elsewhere," Minerva said, rising to her feet. She brushed off her jeans and straightened her shirt – always taking care of her appearance even in this world of nothing but blood and dirt and violence.
Ace grinned and made no move to follow her. "Have fun!"
"Oh no, you're coming with me," Minerva said. Ace opened his mouth, but she was quicker. "You started this whole mess, and you'll clean it up."
"Your evidence won't hold up in court," Ace joked, yet obediently got up to join his wife. "Fine, I'll go see what the little rascal has been up to."
Ace made for where Laurie was still glaring at Steve.
"So! I heard someone is in dire need of a lawyer to get them out of these preposterous charges –" Ace began.
And that was apparently the cue for Laurie, Steve and Yun-jin to all start talking over each other.
Felix saw Minerva roll her eyes before she looked back at him.
"Another parenting lesson for you," Minerva said, the corner of her mouth quirking up. "When dealing with children, you can say goodbye to your free time."
Felix chuckled as she made her way over to the group to start sorting out not only the others' disagreement, but also her husband egging on the argument.
So maybe Felix wouldn't be the perfect parent. But from what was apparent right before his eyes when Laurie looked at Minerva speaking in clear adoration and Steve grinned at Ace defending him, Felix’s child would probably still love him.
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saycheesekid · 2 years
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" 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦? 𝘓𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥. 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘰𝘭𝘥. "
》 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘝𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘴 - 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘴
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It never was particularly enjoyable for Charlotte to kill someone ; It was survival ; Instinct ; Nature. Always having to fight for the lives of her and her conjoined brother after the death of their one and beloved mother, the only one who truly loved or accepted the pair as their own living individuals.
Still - Charlotte was like a vulture. Grime and gore coated hands, littered in scars and rough callouses, she's looting the corpse of an unfortunate soul who came too close to her 'loot.' Charlotte was a bit of a hoarder; Growing up with nothing, fleeing from city to city, village to village, she never knew what was or wasn't of importance so she took almost anything. She's picking this body clean, even inspecting the mouth for gold fillings or silver, pulling off anything she can see as useful or valuable.
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It never was her favorite thing to do.
Casting aside the hand scythe for a moment, she's removing the individuals belt; 'That could be useful' she tells herself, a hand moving up to the sleeping bundle on her chest to pat at his head ever so slightly just to see if he stirred. But the 'demon of marseillaise' hears a sound - A breaking branch, and this causes her to go into fight mode. Grabbing up the hand scythe, the taller woman stands as straight as she could [though this proved difficult given the hunch in her back] in an attempt to appear bigger, scowl on her face.
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saycheesekid · 2 years
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》 Maybe one day I'll be motivated to do stuff on here.
One day.
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saycheesekid · 2 years
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ARTIST - @zxid ♡
Caleb Quinn x Minerva Ariadne Visconti [OC] × Ace Visconti
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saycheesekid · 2 years
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Ace Visconti Head-Canons Nobody Asked For [Part 1 of ???]
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Authors Note - There's my OC mentioned on here so if anyone asks who Minerva is, that's who she is.
♤ Ace is ACTUALLY colorblind! Primarily, Ace is T E C H N I C A L L Y red-green weak so he wears prescription sunglasses; He does have other vision issues as well.
♤ Ace uses He/They pronouns! Ace also doesn't necessarily care about gender conforming clothing and, for example, has wore some of Minervas sweaters; Namely, her favorite mauve colored sweater.
♤ Ace and Minerva had one child together, and that was their daughter, Aria Vega Visconti; She was their only child, their miracle baby at that. Aria, unfortunately however, was killed that day Minerva was taken to the fog after debt collectors shot and attempted to murder the pair - To "motivate" Ace to pay up.
♤ Ace is from Argentina; His Italian heritage was from his father, who he had never met nor knows.
♤ Ace is actually multilingual!
Spanish and Italian were his first two languages he picked up on due to their upbringing in Argentina with his mother being frequent in both of these languages. They learned English, French, Romanian and German all on his lonesome - However, he picked up English from tourists and the like he'd frequently con and the like back home in Argentina.
Ace focused moreso on learning the "Romantic" languages.
♤ Ace snots when they laugh! His REAL laugh is something that he tends to keep buried away simply because they hate how it sounds; True, he's a master gambler. A master at gambling is a master at life, so hiding that should be easy right?
♤ Ace is, shockingly, VERY used to pain and that's why they're undoubtedly the quietest survivor.
Having a kidney removed by debt collectors, beaten by countless loansharks, having L O T S of his bones broken [and even a tooth knocked out] by an MMA fighter over a bet involving his prized lucky gators tooth. . . They're TOO used to pain.
♤ Speaking of Aces' missing tooth, Ace actually has it capped with gold! Gotta look sharp as ever, especially when it comes to keeping the wife happy.
♤ Ace isn't even their real name, their last name isn't technically what they were born with either; So far, only Minerva knows the REAL identity of Ace.
The only thing that is theirs, is the middle name; Raquein.
Visconti is the supposed last name of Aces' biological though VERY much absent father, their real last name is Villalba, their mother's last name [seeing as she had Ace out of wedlock and was a single mother.] When Ace forged a new identity to escape from their past in Argentina and Italy, they snagged their supposed father's last name and ultimately settled on a card suit for the first name.
Alvarez Raquein Villalba is Aces' birth name; But Alvarez ""died"" long ago, and is an identity Ace will never be able to have again.
♤ Ace is ambidextrous and HIGHLY proficient at writing with both hands; After all, it helps when forging new identities and the like.
♤ Ace is VERY openly bisexual with no real preference; They find women beautiful and men handsome.
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saycheesekid · 2 years
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[ 𝙍𝙐𝙇𝙀𝙎 ]
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Respect is a thing precarious in the Online Community. You either don't get it at all or you get way too much.
I am human, just like you. I may play canon characters, and I may do it well...But remember that there is always room to improve! I am not perfect. I have no intentions of attempting to replace any other characters that you may roleplay with. I just want us to have a good time. Got it? Awesome.
On the flip side: I take pride in my hobby (this IS a hobby). Creating worlds and scenes and universes is what I do for fun. I don't have any obligation to say 'yes' if you demand to play. I will if I want, I won't if I don't. I ask that you accept this with grace. Onwards to the nasty guidelines!!!
--------------------[σηε]- I have no intentions of attempting to replace any other person that you may roleplay with. I just want to have a good time. Got it? Awesome.
[тωσ]- I have absolutely no problems with original characters... BUT copies of canons don't really poke my interest. Of course this one takes some interaction to identify... or god modding, seriously, you god mod and you will be soft blocked. No questions asked, no complaints. Great? Great!
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[ғσυя]- I do have a life outside of the internet, and it tends to get hectic. I ask for pardons in advance if I disconnect without warning. Or if I don't log on for a few days. I also have other roleplay profiles to keep track of on Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, Discord and such. I also have work outside of roleplaying, so I can't be online all the time, bear with me!
[ғιvε]- Smut without Plot or Interaction/Character Development is not my cup o' tea, so please refrain.- Yes, this even stretches to relationships that may have been expressly stated in canon.
[sιx]- If you and I become friends OOC, that does not mean we're automatically friends IC. That is what roleplay is for, yes?
[sεvεη]- This being said, I have terrible difficulty sending starters due to anxiety and me being downright horrendous at unestablished relationships of any sort. - That also being said, some of my muses tend to be assholes, and recede frequently. Should anyone cease responding, know that I am just as, if not more frustrated than you. - I will tell you of this, and should you harass me or bitch/whine/carry-on, I will push off the roleplay you so desperately wish a response for.- We all can completely forget about a thread if it gets lost in the bowels of any website. Thus, I will welcome you to give occasional reminders if I am yet to reply after an extended period of time [Two or so weeks at least].
[ειgнт] - All that being said, Have Fun! Seriously. Role-playing isn't work. [Prove yourself to me] types will get a swift kick in the ass. Don't be a dick and we'll all get along like ol' chaps.
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[тєи] - If you see a RP from another person on my account, don't comment on it unless you're welcome. It's more of a respect thing for if the roleplayers have already reached their player limit, don't want Bob to join the role-play and muck it up.
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saycheesekid · 2 years
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A bit different from my usual content, this fic features @saycheesekid 's beautiful OC Minerva who is Ace's wife from before the fog. It's my first time writing someone else's OC and I hope I did her justice, because I adore her dynamic with Ace! (Also Felix POV because apparently I'm incapable of not including him in fics)
Ships 💞: Ace x OC, Felix x his girlfriend Warnings⚠️: Miscarriage mention Word count: 2.8k
[Ace X OC] Apple of my eye
Family.
Something that Felix had always considered the most important thing in the world. From trying to make his father proud to pulling himself together and preparing to give his unborn child everything under the sun, the concept of family had shaped most of Felix's life.
And maybe that was why it was so easy for him to see how closely the dynamic of his fellow survivors resembled one.
Opposite the log to Felix's, Minerva was braiding Meg's hair into an elaborate French braid. The woman let Meg rant loudly about her latest trial, always willing to lend an ear and patiently bear the redhead's frustrations.
Nancy walked up to the duo and spoke in a low voice Felix couldn't make out the words of, prompting Minerva to pause her braiding project long enough to hand the girl what looked to be a gauze roll. Nancy departed with a smile – a rare sight that Felix had only caught a handful of times – and Minerva focused back on the angry redhead at her feet.
A loud laugh carried out across the campsite, making Felix turn his attention to where Ace looked to be showing a magic trick to a small group.
The gambler was running a poker chip over his knuckles and between his fingers, the movement of the item difficult to follow until it finally seemed to disappear into thin air.
"Where did it go?" Ace asked his audience, a grin on his face as he held up his empty hands. "Everyone check their pockets, just in case!"
The others did as instructed. When a confused Feng fished out the very same poker chip from the front pocket of her jeans, Dwight gasped and Nea laughed and Feng, furious, started pestering a smirking Ace to “Tell me how you did it, it's not fucking magic!”
Felix, however, merely deflated and looked back at the half-empty, forgotten med-kit in his lap.
On one hand, it was incredible how even amidst the death and violence of the Entity's world, the survivors had managed to form a family of their own. He saw how they each had their own roles, from Nea's youthful brashness to Bill's grumpy caring, and the camaraderie they had all formed during the last few years was something Felix was honored to be part of.
But at the same time, Felix was supposed to become a father. Yet he was always stuck at the sidelines, helpless to do anything but watch as others more suited for the task comforted those who were struggling from homesickness or a bad trial. Felix could barely instruct Quentin about toolbox efficiency without tripping over his words, much less be a parental figure for any of the poor kids trapped in this hellscape with him.
It was clear that he needed outside advice.
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Felix resumed stocking his med-kit while he waited. Fortunately, it wasn't long before Ace returned to Minerva's side.
The woman was just finishing up Meg's new braid and sent the redhead on her way with a smile, Meg excitedly bounding over to where Feng was still busy glaring at the remnants of Ace's magic trick.
"Ciao, bella," Ace leered. Felix watched him lean to place a peck on his wife's cheek. "Is your hair salon finally closed for the day?"
"I might just have time to make you pigtails," Minerva replied with a smirk. "Did you have fun messing with the children again?"
"What do you mean, mess with them? I'll have you know that was pure magic!"
Minerva rolled her eyes at her husband's antics, though she was still smiling fondly.
The couple lapsed into comfortable silence – the kind Felix assumed came from years of being married – and he figured that this might be his only chance.
"They really like you," Felix said.
Minerva and Ace both looked up to meet his eyes and Felix cleared his throat under their attention.
"The teens," Felix clarified. "It's good that they have people like you – both of you. In here."
Realizing how awkward he sounded, Felix resolutely turned his attention back to the med-kit. This whole advice thing was turning out to be a spectacularly bad idea.
"Thank you, Felix," Minerva said. At the warmth in her voice, Felix hesitantly looked back up. "I'm glad you think so."
"Absolutely!" Ace agreed. "I don't know how much I'm actually contributing aside from the occasional dad joke, but it's good for the kids to have a campfire mom, huh?"
"Oh, don't sell yourself short," Minerva said. "The dad jokes are at least a daily occurrence."
Ace chortled and even Felix smiled at the couple's easy back and forth.
"You are both really good with the younger survivors," Felix said. "Do you have children of your own?"
"Oh, no!" Ace laughed. He reached out to grab his wife's hand. "Our life was plenty chaotic without a kid thrown into the mix; can't really bring a baby to a casino or have the kid change schools every two months when we moved across the world!"
"We would have had to drastically change our lifestyle," Minerva said. "And then those years had already passed."
Minerva looked down at their joined hands with a contemplative expression. There was an unexplainable tension in the air and Felix was eager to move on from the subject.
"I see," Felix simply said. "I just thought from how natural you act with them, you seemed like you had experience in parenting."
"Well, we've been around kids a lot!" Ace said.
Minerva perked up. "I've got many nieces and nephews," she said, "And Ace has younger siblings. You often took care of them in your childhood, correct?"
"Unfortunately," Ace scrunched up his nose. "Gotta say, changing diapers is one thing I don't miss. Especially when your baby brother happens to have really good aim."
Minerva giggled and Felix politely chuckled, even though he didn't really understand the joke. What would a baby need target practice for?
"What about you?" Minerva asked, addressing Felix. "Do you have experience with children?"
"No," Felix said. "And that’s the problem. I –"
He hesitated. Though he would consider Ace and Minerva his friends, they weren’t exactly close, as Felix had been careful to keep most of his personal life private. Everyone except Élodie and a few others only knew that his girlfriend was pregnant at the time of his disappearance. Hopefully, the couple wouldn’t judge him for this.
"I fear I won't make a very good father,” Felix confessed.
Minerva's expression softened. "I'm sure that won't be the case."
"Yeah, just don't worry about it!" Ace exclaimed.
Felix stared blankly at the man's cheerful smile. If he could simply will his anxiety away, he would have done so about thirty years ago – not be stuck with it screaming at him about what a terrible parent he would make.
"Kids are easy!" Ace continued in a way of explanation. "Just talk to them and make them laugh if you can. And let them be kids and run around and climb in trees without worrying about if they'll get hurt! Kids are much tougher than they look."
“I agree with most of that,” Minerva said. “But I still wouldn't recommend things like playing catchwith them.”
"What?" Felix frowned, his idyllic fantasy of throwing a ball with his future son shattered. "I thought that was a child-safe activity. I guess the ball could injure the child, but I don't throw very hard –"
"Oh, no, baseball is absolutely fine," Minerva said, then turned to give Ace an unimpressed look. "But Ace plays catch by throwing a three-year-old six feet into the air and hoping he'll catch them –"
"And I have a one hundred percent success rate!" Ace protested. "Better than any baseball player. Totally safe activity! And your nephew loves it, he's always waddling up to me and reaching up his arms –"
While Ace kept rambling and horrifying Felix more and more by the second, Minerva looked back at Felix, shook her head and mouthed "no" and Felix instantly relaxed.
It was good that he wasn't expected to be physically throwing his child anywhere.
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Minerva and Ace kept recounting anecdotes of their own while trying to reassure Felix's new-parent-stress. They were being incredibly accommodating and didn't seem to be judging Felix for his lack of experience.
And maybe that was why Felix felt comfortable enough to ask a question that he hadn’t dared voice to anyone before.
"What if it's…" Felix hesitated. "What if the baby is a girl?"
Ace's head tilted comically in confusion – like that was the dumbest question Felix could have possibly asked.
"I didn't have any siblings," Felix hurried to explain. "I have no knowledge of what interests young girls have and what type of care they need."
Minerva smiled – still much too patient. "Well, first of all, girls aren't an alien species."
"That's exactly what an alien would say," Ace interjected.
At another look from his wife, Ace raised his hands up in surrender and quieted down.
"There’s just as much of a chance that she would end up liking soccer and a boy would want to ride horses," Minerva continued. "No matter what the child's interest or gender, they need their father's love and attention to thrive."
Felix hummed in understanding, then looked at Ace for his viewpoint.
"I mean," Ace grinned. "I'd only add that maybe don't buy a pony when the kid inevitably begs for one, but you can obviously afford it, so…"
"As long as you don't spoil them," Minerva said. "I know you have the means, but boundaries are important for a child."
Felix nodded, though that didn't really tell him anything. How was he supposed to know what purchases would further his child's well-being and what would be excessive?
Ace elbowed Minerva with a good-natured grin. "I think we lost him.”
"Sorry," Felix hurried to apologize. "I appreciate your advice. I just don't know if I'm going to be able to make the right decisions as a parent."
"Felix… I think you're forgetting that you aren't alone in this," Minerva said. "The child has two parents. You won't need to make decisions on your own; both you and the mother will come to know your child best and can decide. Together." 
"Yeah," Ace agreed, looking at Minerva with a smile. "Having someone to share the highs and lows with really makes all the difference."
Minerva returned the smile and brought up a petite hand to cup her husband's cheek. "And you wouldn't change it for the world," she murmured. "Even if they sometimes drive you insane."
Ace chuckled and leaned in to kiss her and Felix politely averted his eyes.
He hoped that one day he and his girlfriend could be as comfortable and open with each other as those two. Maybe Felix should have been more honest with her, about the work stress and his grief and fears about becoming a parent. He had seen the look of worry in her beautiful eyes every time he stumbled home late from a bar, but had brushed off her attempts at reaching out and only managed to pull himself together once she shared the news of the baby.
God, he wanted nothing more than the chance to make things right. He missed her like crazy; it had been two years in the Entity's realm and he had no way of knowing how time passed outside of here. He only hoped that she hadn’t been forced to have the child alone, an unwilling single parent struggling with the same doubts that Felix was now, in addition to thinking that Felix had abandoned them –
"Felix, I don't think you ever mentioned kt," Minerva started, pulling Felix out of his spiralling thoughts. "Can I ask how far along your girlfriend is in her pregnancy?"
"Oh," Felix said. "Four months, when I disappeared. Though I’m not sure how time progresses here; the child will probably have already been born when I return."
Minerva nodded, though there was something… odd about the faraway look in her eyes.
"Is something wrong?" Felix asked.
"No, I – ah," Minerva faltered.
"Honey…" Ace said, clear worry on his face.
Minerva, however, seemed to have made up her mind, and continued. "Please don't take it for granted," she said, her voice strained. "There’s a possibility that when you return, the child… won't be there waiting for you."
And then Minerva, normally so elegant and put-together, curled in on herself and wrapped an arm around her midsection. Shame washed over Felix; the woman’s grief was obvious, and he felt absolutely horrible for having brought up unpleasant memories.
Instantly, Ace was there. He pulled Minerva close and kissed her temple, at the roots of her hair where blonde became black.
"But even if the worst happens, you'll get through it," Ace told Felix as much as Minerva. "I know you're excited for the kid, and it'll feel like the end of the world if something happens to them," Ace's smile wavered ever so briefly. "But you'll pull through. As long as you're there for each other and give yourselves time to grieve, you'll be alright."
Minerva reached for Ace's hand again. Ace’s hand enveloped her smaller one and he rested his head on top of hers.
Felix looked down at his feet both to give them space and contemplate their words. He hadn't even considered the possibility that his child might not make it into this world; he had been much too stressed about what types of diapers to buy and which kindergartens were the best in his area.
Perhaps he needed to get his priorities in order.
"Wow, look at us," Minerva suddenly huffed. "We're scaring him with every worst-case scenario."
"Oh, ehm –" Felix stammered. "Don't worry about me."
"Aw, jeez," Ace chuckled. "We're gonna get some angry calls from your girlfriend about 'Felix keeps talking to the baby bump 24/7 and refuses to even let me go to the bathroom alone', aren't we?"
Felix felt his neck flush from embarrassment. He might be a little bit of a worrier and had a tendency to overthink things, but surely, he wouldn't be that bad –
"Felix," Minerva said, gaining his attention. She was smiling again. "I didn't mean to worry you. It's merely that… there's a lot of things nobody tells first-time parents."
Now, Felix definitely got the picture that she was speaking from experience.
"Thank you," Felix said. "I appreciate all your advice. Truly."
"Thank you for listening to us ramble," Ace grinned. "We can be a lot, I know."
"No, you were both a great help," Felix said.
"That's kind of you to say," Minerva smiled. "And I have no doubt that you'll be a great father."
Felix cleared his throat and fidgeted in his seat. "I'll try my best."
"You'll be just fine. The way you worry just shows how much you care –"
"What the fuck were you thinking!?" a distinctly Laurie-like voice screeched across the campsite, effectively interrupting their conversation.
The rare occurrence of the girl swearing had the trio turning to look over to where a small commotion had formed. Apparently, the group to arrive from the latest trial had some things they needed to air out.
"It was supposed to be a guaranteed escape!" Steve protested Laurie's verbal assault. "I had the perks and the salt offering and everything! Ace told me it would work –"
"That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!" Yun-jin interjected from beside Laurie. "You nearly got me killed!"
"It's not dumb!"
"Argh! Minervaaa!!" Laurie yelled.
Minerva offered a small sigh. "Coming!" she hollered to the others.
"Well, looks like I'm needed elsewhere," Minerva said, rising to her feet. She brushed off her jeans and straightened her shirt – always taking care of her appearance even in this world of nothing but blood and dirt and violence.
Ace grinned and made no move to follow her. "Have fun!"
"Oh no, you're coming with me," Minerva said. Ace opened his mouth, but she was quicker. "You started this whole mess, and you'll clean it up."
"Your evidence won't hold up in court," Ace joked, yet obediently got up to join his wife. "Fine, I'll go see what the little rascal has been up to."
Ace made for where Laurie was still glaring at Steve.
"So! I heard someone is in dire need of a lawyer to get them out of these preposterous charges –" Ace began.
And that was apparently the cue for Laurie, Steve and Yun-jin to all start talking over each other.
Felix saw Minerva roll her eyes before she looked back at him.
"Another parenting lesson for you," Minerva said, the corner of her mouth quirking up. "When dealing with children, you can say goodbye to your free time."
Felix chuckled as she made her way over to the group to start sorting out not only the others' disagreement, but also her husband egging on the argument.
So maybe Felix wouldn't be the perfect parent. But from what was apparent right before his eyes when Laurie looked at Minerva speaking in clear adoration and Steve grinned at Ace defending him, Felix’s child would probably still love him.
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Clown/Jeffery Hawk hcs?
I admit I was not expecting this, but I digress; I will note that MY portrayal of Mr. Hawk is VASTLY different from what we have in canon, but ultimately, he follows the same concept of 'kill for finger collection.' Now. Onto the Head-Canons.
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* Contrary to popular belief, Jeffery loved Maurice - Named after a horse he used to have helping him in his early days at the carnival as the "strongman," Maurice was the Entities version of his beloved horse. As a result, the creature was decrepit - Unkempt, always malnourished and always leaking blood from its toothless maul.
Yet, despite these setbacks, Jeffery did harbor a liking for his "new" Maurice; It's a shame that the Dredge had to consume his beloved pet.
* With his otherwise harsh upbringing, it is a subject that always hit home with Jeffery when he saw families having a blast at the various carnivals or circuses he was working at. A sense of jealousy brewed in his gut, though this did not stop there.
If he saw children being abused, be it when he was working at the circus [oftentimes he saw this happening from ringleaders hiring youths looking to run away but I digress] or on the streets, it filled him with rage. An uncontrolled, bubbling rage that oftentimes lead to violence; If there we smaller children involved, he'd distract these children with balloon animals or the like but ultimately resorted to murder.
* Jeffery started his career as an acrobat!
* Despite his size now due to all the hard years of carnival/circus food, hard booze and drugs, Jeffery is shockingly VERY spry and V E R Y strong. He was an acrobat, strongman, and even a lion tamer a good few years before taking up his current and favorite position. And that position being a clown.
* Jeffery actually used to collect comics in his youth! His all time favorite was Tales from the Crypt.
* Jeffery has a picture of his mother - While he himself cannot remember the woman much after her disappearance from his life, he does know he had always loved her immensely.
* Jefferys fascination with fingers stemmed from that being the first thing he had ""accidentally"" cut off someone he had trouble with, stating it was self defense, he kept the finger as a prize.
* His REAL first finger, however, was acquired from him attending a funeral and removing the ring finger of the tightrope walker he fancied before her untimely death struck during a live performance.
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saycheesekid · 2 years
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》 Wait-- WHO WANTS JEFFERY HAWK HCS??? HELLO???? ANON???
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