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I keep making myself tired, I got to my first class 20 minutes late today because I fell asleep after waking up at like 6 am for no reason

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

#the most polite and kind kitty cat in the world #cats are true love

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Loser Muser

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hi everyone commissions are open for may! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

if slots fill up or you're interested in the future, sign up for my waitlist! thank u so much <3

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Durge came to his dearest and nearest to help dealing with his episode. Gortash was happy to give a hand, not for free though.

#saving this for later #waiting for the nsfw version to drop... lmfao

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jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes

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my claws scraping against each other is a huge fucking sensory ick my skin is crawling .....

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think ��The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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The sky at 7:32 pm:

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#this is the sleeoy color #the color of selbb....

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#i hate the smell of cigarettes because of my mom lol #all of the adults in jy life have thoroughly warned me not to do any addictive substances #so i dont drink caffeine #i dont smoke #i actively choose note to smoke weed or vape either #i dont drink alcohol yet. but that kight change a little since im starting to warm up to it slightly #i had a jello shot once and it was fucking good and nothing happened yippeee #anyway i dont take any addictive prescription drugs i think #i only have issues with internet use and sex tbh. i should stop fucking all of my problems away i think.......

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Commission for Alex, I loved the design!

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IF fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must FIGHT!

sun tzu said that, and i'm sure he knows a little more about fighting than YOU do, paaaalll because he INVENTED IT! and then he PERFECTED IT! so that no living man could best him im the ring of honor!

then, he used his fight money...to buy two of every animal on earth

and then he herded them onto a boat,

and beat the CRAP out of every single one!

and from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a TZU!!

UNLESS IT'S A FARM.

String identified: gtg t t ct, t t GT!

t a tat, a ' a tt at gtg ta , aaaa ca T T! a t CT T! tat g a c t t g !

t, gt …t t aa at

a t t t a at,

a at t CA t g !

a tat a a, a t a c aa a tgt ac, t' ca a T!!

T' A A.

Closest match: Daucus carota subsp. sativus cultivar DH1 chromosome 4 Common name: Carrot

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#SOLDIER TF2 IS A CARROT!!!!!! YES!!!! WE CAN FEED HIM TO HERBIVORES!!!!

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a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have

#yeah what the fuck is up with that!!! bowl too small or too big never correct size....

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A co-worker of mine was standing outside with me during a break from customers to share a cigarette with me, and told me about how he had lost his brother that he was close with some years ago. He told me about how they used to be in a band together with some friends, and how ever since he'd died, he hadn't played any music because he'd been too scared and anxious. I told him about how I'd lost my brother to suicide some years ago.

I went home and pulled out an old tiny wooden box my brother had given me before he'd died. I'd been using it to store guitar picks I'd collected over the years, including one guitar pick that used to be his. I haven't played the guitar since he'd died, my hands are too small to play some of the chords, so I play bass and piano instead.

I went to work the next day and gifted my brothers old guitar pick to my co-worker. I told him that it'd been sitting in a box for ten years unused, and would probably sit there for longer if I kept it there. Told him that I thought he deserved to have it, because I bet he could put it to better use than I ever would. Told him I didn't feel like it was coincidence that me and him would cross paths with each other in our lives, and that it seemed suiting that we had these similar experiences but split in two halves. That somehow, I felt like he was meant to have the guitar pick. I told him that I knew he'd not played guitar since his brother died, but that if he ever decided to play again one of these days, maybe he'd be able to honor both of our brothers by using that guitar pick.

He almost cried. He thanked me. Then he went home that night and for the first time in years he played the guitar.

I don't know what the meaning of life is or what my purpose is, but I do believe that love and human connection is one of the most important things in life. It's finding ways to tell strangers you love them and share experiences with others. I think it's all just about love.

#love is punk #love is radical #love is rebellion #if u become my friend i will love u forever. if u r family i love u forever #unconditional love for the people around me is how i heal and move on with my life tbh #my feelings may be muted but i love more than i can feel. love isnt just feelings to me tbh. #love is actions #love is words #love is commitment #love is patience #i am committed to waiting and listening and spending time with my loved ones and giving them little gifts and doing things for them #idk i want to be that friend that loves unconditionally and is always there for the people i need #and i am stepping up to be that person