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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move

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considering cooper is the only ghoul we've seen so far that is literally every ghoul stereotype thats perpetuated in the games, i like to think that a brotherhood member saw him doing all these things at once and just decided "yeah all ghouls do that" cooper is a goddamn cryptid creature whos just a freak of a man

and he's so sexy for that

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writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

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To the people shitting all over the fallout TV show

Just admit you don't like having fun and move on.

The set and costume design is so fun and accurate to the source with lots of detail. The practical effects are amazingly done and so far the acting is pretty decent.

"waaah the script is cheesy."

My brother in Christ have you played the games? Including 1 and 2??

Get off your pretentious high horse and live a little.

You don't even have to like it but at least let other people have fun.

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Soap: Hey-

Ghost: Unless you’re about to pay me for my time that you’re about to waste, fuck off

Soap: … so no hug?

Ghost:

Ghost: Wait-

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hawk.

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cropped sneak-peek of my latest patreon post, because I liked his face lol. here's a link, consider joining for the full view 🎂👌

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Soap about Ghost: I can fix him

Gaz: He has like four other people also trying to fix him. I’m one of them

Soap: What-

Gaz: We’re starting to look like a fucking construction crew

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Soap: Me and Ghost have decided to move in together!

Gaz: *looks over at Ghost and stares at him for a solid ten seconds before looking back at Soap*

Gaz: Good luck with that

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janey's dad | c.h./the ghoul | teaser

➥ pairing | cooper howard/the ghoul x f!reader ➥ word count | 465 for the teaser, overall wordcount tbd ➥ overall warning(s) | 🔞 smut; age gap (i hc reader to be late 20s but i tried to leave it vague enough), cowgirl position, biting, hair pulling, choking, squirting, teasing, pining, lipstick kink, breast/nipple play, masturbation (m), porn w/ feelings, porn w/ plot, mild angst w/ happy ending, coop's pov to start - rest of the fic will be in reader's, divorced!coop, babysitter!reader, pre-war/bomb ➥ summary | "We really s-shouldn't - oh fuck - be doing this." ➥ notes | here's a teaser for the fic i took a poll on, some people wanted more info 😊 coop is a big dick dilf fite me. feedback is always appreciated ❤️ lmk if you want to be tagged feel free to send in thots, questions, requests! | other ghoul fics

Divorce is hard, but being a divorcé is downright hellish.

Ugliest thing in the world, if Cooper Howard has any say.

It's not like being a Marine with a gun in hand, being told where to point and shoot, or an actor reading off a script. There's no guidebook, no crash course. These people aren't nameless threats coasts away or co-workers following a cue.

In fact, his 'enemies' aren't enemies at all.

They have names: Barb, so smart it hurts, and sweet little Janey, his very own North star. Sometimes looking at them rips open a hole in his chest that'll never close, edges jagged and sore. The phantoms of family, of happier times, found in the glint of a smile or a peal of laughter.

See, war's something he understands. Something he's good at.

But these domestic battlefields where he's gotta look his ex-wife in the face, and struggle to meet his daughter's eye? Barter this weekend and that holiday? To pay for the privilege of his child's presence (he does, he will, she's worth every goddamn cent he's ever made)?

To look down the barrel of a smoking gun only to find the woman he loves staring back; he doesn't, can't, comprehend that. Because once upon a time, he was happy (with her) and life was sweeter than pie.

Now he's nothing but a washed up actor who struggles to land a call back let alone make his monthly alimonies. His marriage has failed, his reputation is in shambles, and his bank account is dryer than the Mojave.

Barb gets the house. He gets the dog.

And caught in the middle of it all is his little girl; the only thing he’s got left worth while. He wants to protect her, provide for her the way she deserves — only he seems to fall short every goddamn time.

The mistakes and missteps keep stacking up against him; such is his new life in all its raw, unglamorous glory.

Look how far the mighty fall.

Lucky for him — the first bright thing that's come his way in a long, long while — a sweet, young woman moves into the apartment next door. Of course, it isn't long before Janey takes a shine, always so friendly.

Thankfully, you're just as good with her.

It only makes sense you'd watch her when a gig runs late. Rustle up some grub and put her to bed whenever he slinks in through the door, stripped to the bone.

And if he takes himself in hand late at night, stroking his cock to the thought of you down on your knees in that pretty little sundress? Imagines the wide stretch of your lush mouth as you peer up at him from between his thighs when he cums hard?

Well, what you don't know won't hurt you.

After all, he promises to keep his hands to himself.

TBC

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Ghost: I’m made for the wilderness, the desert. Hostile territory, alone for days

Ghost: I’m not made for the STREETS where there are PEOPLE

Soap: I’m not going to the store by myself just so you can complain about me not getting something that’s not even on the list!

Ghost: YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ MY MIND BY NOW! I REFUSE TO BE STUCK IN ISLE 12 WITH KAREN AND HER BRATTY DAUGHTER SUSAN

Soap: OH MY GOD-

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lucy + her loser core boyfriend mean very much to me

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