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what has humanity done to deserve this

#sausage party #devin faraci #just reading that headline I knew it was him

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I just remembered that this is an actual thing. It was was written, acted out, drawn up, animated, rendered, and will be released in theaters next week.

Sausage Party (2016)

#sausage party #sausage party 2016

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imagine a theater full of people who paid close to $15 a ticket to see cgi food products say “fuck” a lot and have a graphic orgy that presumably lasts a solid two minutes, if not more.

imagine the silence throughout the theater as dozens of strangers trapped in a large, dark room have to look at a 20 ft tall projection of food having kinky sex. there’s no raucous laughing, no. just a painful quiet, a sea of straight faces watching the food orgy unfold. the only comedy of the situation is that it’s about taking a type of media reserved for kids, animation, and making the cgi food do adult things like eat each other’s asses. a couple people might chuckle at first, but 10 seconds turns into 30, then 45, then a minute and a half, maybe longer. you realize in this span that dozens of people were paid to write this scene, to storyboard it, to animate it. seth rogan is a millionaire. you feel your $15 ticket burning in your pocket.

imagine the sound track. imagine hearing the sound track, muffled, from the next theater over. imagine the people spared the reality of witnessing a racial caricature pita bread orgasm in high definition. imagine the people who will applaud this movie for its “edgy take on comedy”. you exit the theater, a white guy probably named tyler gushes about the film to his uncomfortable date. she remembers the food orgy. she will not text him back.

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MEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thoughts on female gamers?

they’re great

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where did mankind go wrong to result in the existence of Sausage Party?

that’s a good question. It started with my parents meeting probably. 

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why are you so uncreative and awful? xx

I do my best dude that was mean

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why?? why do you do this you could be making the world a better place even just the tiniest bit but you do this instead we are aLREADY GOING THROUGH TOO MUCH DESPAIR

Sausage Party will make the world a better place!

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why have you never made a good joke in your entire career. why did you write a ten-minute long food sex scene

BEAUSE I SUCK! AHHHHH. nah man. you crazy. this shit dope.

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How fun was it making this movie and how funny do you think it is?

It was a great time. We’ve working on it for like ten years and I think it’s the funniest thing ever created in the history of humanity. 

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why is sausage party literally the worst movie of this century

It’s not fam

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why make the female characters in sausage party sexy? are you sexually attracted to food?

some, yeah. 

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don't you think it's a little misogynistic to make a female characters a taco and a hot dog bun? like they're basically receptacles.

the male characters are mostly phalluses it’s kind of part of the joke. 

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why are you such a failure in life? why are you tarnishing cinema and creating this shit?

I can’t help it!!!

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Y'know, this may be less funny to other people than it was to me at 3AM, but by making a movie riddled with offensive stereotypes, Rogen and co have demonstrated offensive stereotypical behaviour themselves;

-Straight (presumably) white dudes thinking homophobic, racist, and sexist jokes are automatically funny.

-Men who have clearly never attempted shopping or cooking.

-Americans with a food fixation…

-… coming into uncomfortable conjunction with a stereotypical male sex fixation.

-Atheists (presumably) who think being so automatically makes them geniuses despite all evidence to the contrary.

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I "love" how SP manages to be offensive to literally everyone including the groups it's attempting to praise. Haven't the non-religious spent long enough trying to persuade the religious that being non-religious is NOT reason enough for one's life to instantly become a random drug-riddled orgy?

It's one of those "let's be offensive to everyone" movies, apparently including non-religious people and people who don't want to believe comedy is dead or humans should swiftly be replaced by a better species.

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Between the Sausage Party script and this Chris Stuckmann dude's 20-minute BVS masterpiece, it's been a good year for "terrible writing as meme."

#sausage party #sausage party script #chris stuckmann #tell that to zods snapped neck