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the thing nobody fucking warns you about is that once you know literally anything about sewing or how clothes are constructed it immediately becomes impossible to buy clothes because 90+% of newly produced clothes that you can actually look at in a physical store are just hot fucking garbage. like what is even the point of buying something made of thin polyester blend with a shit ton of exposed lazily serged seams on the inside and weirdly large armscyes? its completely unrepairable and also not worth repairing because it’s designed to be disposable and half its flaws are unfixable without essentially re-sewing the garment from scratch and the other half are a ticking time bomb where no structural element is expected to last past the first failure. no fucking wonder nobody bothers learning to sew buttons or darn in this day and age!! theres no damn point because the rest of the garment is totally fucked by the time it becomes needed! *i am gently escorted out of the department store, frothing at the mouth*

but you watch enough historical costuming videos and its just like. “+1 skill acquired: making your own clothes! good luck, you’ll definitely be using it from now on :)”

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Bro, I have nothing against braces, I'm not a bigot! I just have some concerns. I just want the damn doctors to leave the kids alone. It's not right to mess with children's bodies! They don't really want to have their crocked teeth fixed, they are probably just autistic or depressed! They should live with their fucked up crooked teeth untill they are 21 and then they can decide if they reaaaally want to get braces. But they still should go to a therapist first to see if they actually have crooked teeth dysphoria or if they are just depressed. Also I don't think people should be allowed to wear braces in public were kids can see them. But I'm not bracephobic, I just have some concerns.

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this too shall pass

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honestly. its been a while but do you guys have any art requests/suggestions... i wanna stretch my drawing muscles tomorrow

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Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt

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they should replace grades in schools with a point system that has zero bearing on anything, but school points can be redeemed in the cash shop for unique cosmetics for your school avatar (things like hair color and outfits) and skins for your pencils and notebooks and so on. this would be purely visual of course for balance purposes. and universities could have unique university specific cosmetics to encourage people to apply to them

#honestly. #attendance gives you season specific cosmetics...

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Hi my name is Tsukiko Dark’ness Dementia Raven Baker and I have long black hair the color of a new moon (that’s how I got my name) with no streaks and no colored tips that I wear up in pigtails and blue and purple eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Dark Mistress Shadowgale (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Keith Baker but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m not a vampire so my teeth are straight and white. I’m also a mystic theurge, and I go to an evil tower in the ruins of Azure City. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy most of my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black shirt and a black skirt and black boots. I was walking outside the evil tower. There was a rift in the sky, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of goblins stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Tsukiko!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Xykon!

“What’s up Xykon?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my wights calling me and I had to go away.

#yes!!!!!

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would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you

this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

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#oh my god i genuinely thought why the fuck people prefer typing on phones t9 is so bad #i. forgot phone means touchscreen now.

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get ready for an exuberant summer

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DONE!!!!!!!!....... went better than expected to be honest... still not sure that ive passed but i did do one thing for certain: FINISHED IT. and now im gonna do another thing: PASS THE FUCK OUT.

fuuuuuck german test man i know 5 words TOTAL!!!!

#read like a b1 listen like a a2. fuck like a bee or whatever #yoo my post

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#eet eez ze worst ^_^ #trying to rent a flat or solve any question or get an appointment w/o a phone call is like chewing drywall

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fuuuuuck german test man i know 5 words TOTAL!!!!

#its tomorrow babes wish me luck... ill fail it in all seriousness but the luck still counts for avoiding puking etc #yoo my post

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gripper gal

#so freaking awesomeeed

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my favorite calvin and hobbes comic is the one where his dad just rolls up and casually destroys his entire night by pointing out some neat trivia about record players