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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

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tumblr are you telling me something

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hrghh another long and difficult day... TUMBLR!! fetch me a photo of The Fictional Character .....

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absolutely incredible shit going on in circles of the internet I don’t even know about

#you would need whips and chains to drag me of this website

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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If i were running an international conspiracy i would 100% Leave behind hints as a fun little scavengers hunt for the haters

#this is why they gave case 53s tattoos #prev #not even joke thats basically why they did that

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#kill la kill

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this is how this scene went right

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where are my minrah fans at minrah nation rise up‼️‼️

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Abbadon KSBD

#kill six billion demons

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quite frankly nale’s losing streak should be studied because he is on a generational run

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i was genuinely going holy shit oh my lord my weenor will never recover and then i read that her name is fucking new coke and ill need to duel tom atop mount rushmore for his sins against heaven

#he cant keep getting away with this #we must beat him with rocks

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OUGH MY GODS WHEN YOU MUST REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE THEN TO SIN AGAINST HEAVEN IS TO SEEK PEACE AUGH MY GIRL MY HEART FUCK 😭😭😭

#reborn sin against heaven ivory devil nukoku #kill six billion demons

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We’re so back

#kill six billion demons #happy lesbian visibility week

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wizards are real but they're all the descendants of cassandra so they're also all cursed by apollo such that nobody would believe their powers so they basically don't even try

#mage the awakening #mage the ascension