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Hold the fuck up. Was the term "bitch curl" invented for Aizen. I can't breathe

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And he is so sexy for that

love how characters who turn into villains usually get a cool new design once they go rogue. and then there’s aizen who just one day slicks his hair back and goes “I’m evil now” 💀

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Aizen's feeling of isolation due to being much more powerful than everyone makes sense to me when I look at how strong characters are treated in afterlife. Captains are basically celebrities admired especially by their lieutenants and squad mates, people closest to them. Espada are ardently idolized by their Fracciónes who literally fight each other for their leaders' favors. The attitude towards people stronger than oneself is subservient, even if full of love. Thus, relationships between spirits are defined through power. Aizen, as an immensely powerful spirit, is unable to see anyone as his equal because he has been equally conditioned to see relationships through this filter. He's merely a product of his society.

Meanwile, Ichigo, while having immense power, does not define his relationships through it. His strength is merely a tool to protect those who are already important to him. This is what sets them apart.

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why every member of team 7 is absolutely intolerable, outside of the obvious: part 3

u guys are gobbling up my word vomit like it’s candy. that’s not healthy. in follow up to this post, here’s part 3.

naruto

- trauma dumps, but what’s worse is that he doesn’t REALISE he’s trauma dumping (”yeah, one time i spent the night in the gutter with some guy with a tin-foil hat on, ya know. he kept talking about aliens. i think he was dead in the morning so i stole his coat. maybe we should have listened to him haha”)

- puts his feet up on everything

- has two chairs in his house: one he has put a plant on; the other is The Chair that everybody that does laundry and is too lazy to put it away has. Therefore, he doesn’t actually have any available chairs, BUT you are not allowed to sit on his bed. (the first thing he says to you when you come inside his apart is “the floor or the door”)

- uses “this guy i know” when talking about someone that tried to kill him

- believes every superstition

- does that thing where he flips his top eyelids inside out

- leg shaker (ugh he’s so me)

- has thankfully somewhat moved on from “but iruka-sensei SAID –”

- has instead become a big fan of “but shikamaru SAID –”

- fucking ALWAYS leaves cupboard doors open. ALWAYS

sakura

- plays her music annoyingly loud

- was one of the kids that would scream when the lights turned off

- big time “i told you so” sayer

- ridiculously nosy

- desperately wants to be the mom friend, acts like the mom friend, nobody considers her the mom friend

- still considers pinky promises to be above reproach

- imagines arguments she might have with people and then gets pissed at them in real life

sasuke

- doesn’t blow his nose even when he’s been sniffling for the past five hours

- after a katon, a fire user will usually have a mouthful of smoke. sasuke will blow it in the nearest person’s face

- practices low level genjutsus on people without telling them

- is always cold, refuses to put on a coat. his lips are blue half the time

- has hayfever in springtime, which doesn’t necessarily make him insufferable, but it is very funny

- has flawless skin even though he washes his face at most 2 times a month

- likes fidgeting with, like, dust bunnies and lint and shit. just anything in front of him at the moment, even if it’s year old gum that’s covered in dirt and solidified into a brick that he found on the ground

- is the kind of person that everyone can tell needs a few hours in a rage room

sai

- enters a room and stands in the corner silently until whoever he is waiting for notices him and has an acute heart attack

- also ridiculously nosy, and he doesn’t realise it’s something that normal people tend to conceal about themselves

- never takes cues. what’s a cue? he doesn’t know. oh someone said “oh would you look at the time!” and he does. he looks at the clock. he’s not sure what he’s looking for but god damn it he’s looking

- has staring contests with cats

- refuses to sleep in/generally be in rooms without an open window, needs the temperature to be below zero. the door handles in his room are growing icicles and that’s how he likes it

- doesn’t think sunscreen is ‘worth the hassle’, is always covered in first degree burns

kakashi

- fanfic writers are right, he never uses the door when a window will suffice

- has little inside jokes with himself and will sometimes laugh to himself out of nowhere

- ALSO ridiculously nosy, but he’s better at hiding it

- defends reading icha icha for the plot to the death (”if you haven’t read it you can’t have an opinion” “yes i read the porny bits, for the EMOTIONAL VULNERABILITY”)

- gives people little electric shocks when shaking hands sometimes, extra points if he makes their hair go staticky

- tends not to look people in the eyes when he’s talking to them. not out of fear or trauma or whatever, he just doesn’t do it. i dont do it either, idk why, which is how i know it’s fucking annoying to other people, but i find it kind of funny

yamato

- frowns at toddlers. he doesn’t realise he’s doing it, but he is

- his skin is always ice cold its kinda freaky

- dares kakashi to give people little electric shocks when shaking hands sometimes, extra points if he makes their hair go staticky

- likes talking in big words about his very niche interests to people that neither know what he’s saying nor give a shit

- very big on pretending to know what’s going on at all times; has a very strong need to be the smartest person in every room he’s in

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Aizen (watching completely random shit happen): Yeah I planned that

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god

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Day 21 of iconic naruto memes

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Jesus vs Sasuke

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NAHHHHH, SHISUI DID THEM DIRTY LIKE THAT-

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Day 13 of iconic naruto memes

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I need to bite him. Sexually and non-sexually but i just need to bite him REALLY hard

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Made these two quite a long time ago but since I have nothing else to post, here they are

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I really like it when naruto goes fox feral for sasuke. but I also really like it how sasuke is able to break him out of it

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If I see one more post about how bad of a parent Fugaku was...

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