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boy gee wizz i sure hope i dont get bitten by anything large and hairy tonight on this full moon

#study tbt. #FRANKIE #SUPERNATURAL CREATURES PLEASE INTERACT #he's already a botfucker why not be a monsterfucker too

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#i wanted to just reblog technologic #but this is MUCH MORE frankie vibes #give him mashups anyday #music tbt.

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@notxthedumbone Don't be like that, Fanny!

         ❝ So, I decided I’m gonna wait until you call me by the right name. ❞ This is a curse. This is an actual curse that has been placed on him for everything he’s ever done for some extra pocket money.

#notxthedumbone #HE WILL BE LIKE THAT. #frankie: Life Is Suffering #you stick your nose into someone's phone ONE TIME.... #mainverse tbt.

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Harry, I’m so sorry. 

#soft boy. #vis.

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bcstcopilot:

“Determination has nothing to do with it. You may be as determined as you like. That will not change matters.” Humans are strange. Jarvis will likely never fully understand them. He’s still baffled by Tony 23.28% of the time.

         ❝ Real talk --- you ever...? ❞ He’s trying to say a lot with the implication in his silence, there, but in case it’s not obvious, he makes a ring with the index and thumb of his right hand to insert a finger of the other into it. ❝ --- This? ❞

#bcstcopilot #frankie? disconcertingly curious about the sex life of bots? yes #if he's not hacking he's apparently trying to find out if you're getting laid #humor him #but also don't #i'm so sorry what is even happening #mainverse tbt.

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tonight’s lesson: frankie is a bot fucker

#this is so ugly and none of this was meant to happen #ooc. #tbd.

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bcstcopilot:

False. I can guarantee there’s one you won’t.

         ❝ I just need the right amount of determination. ❞ This is an actual conversation he’s having. Keep your eyes peeled, JARVIS, or he’ll try to get into your android pants, too.

#bcstcopilot #Fugg All The Bots #what is going on #mainverse tbt.

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littleostentatious:

“I’ve never had any complaints.” He clicks his tongue for a moment and then leans in close. “Myself included.”

         ❝ --- Not that I’d actually seal the deal. Just... Wondering. ❞ How is it not sealing the deal when you’re willing to receive a drill-do? That’s a detail that doesn’t need to be explored. ❝ ... Five stars, or? ❞

#this is unholy #frankie's appreciation for tech has just crossed the line #it's all over folks #littleostentatious #mainverse tbt.

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are you a “hold my drink” person, or do you chug it before doing somethin wild

#frankie chugs even with his dreadful tolerance #mixed drink: 90% alcohol #frankie: *INHALES IT BEFORE TAKING PART IN A DANCE-OFF* #study tbt.

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“You shot a dog just to get a fucking job.”

#frankie ''sassy botfucker'' crawford checking in. #vis.

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@littleostentatious for your wedding, tony will make you a drill-do

        This takes some serious consideration.

        ❝ Is it good for fucking? ❞

#littleostentatious #i want to be horrified but frankie would fuck a bot #100% #a drill-do? not too far off #mainverse tbt. #how is this legitimate content on my blog #it's time to delete

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a whisper into the night: ❝Fraaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnny. Ohhhh, Fraaaaaaaaaannnny~!!❞

        ❝ Not today, Satan. ❞ Oh, god, what did he do to deserve this?

#notxthedumbone #HERE WE GO......... #frankie vc: Not This Shit Again #answered tbt.

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@littleostentatious​ he pushed Scotty out of a tree as children because she talked shit about Dum-E, you better treat his baby right

frankie is marrying Dum-E.

#littleostentatious #who needs people when you can get with a bot #that's it folks. frankie is now in a committed relationship #ooc. #tbd.

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What have you been doing today?

#this is frankie #study tbt.

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#moodboard tbt. #study tbt.

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‘ you have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair. ‘

john mulaney starters .        /        accepting !

        ❝ you only need a chocolate éclair backbone for the work i do. ❞ which is to say, you don’t need much of a moral backbone at all. there are some lines he doesn’t cross, but most of the time? he’s willing to turn a blind eye for the sake of pocketing a little extra cash, or getting something wired to his bank account. probably not the best way to be making more money, perhaps, but web designing only earns him so much, and for a guy who’s trying to keep up with affording all of the latest tech? he can use all the money he’s capable of earning.

        his reputation reads like clickbait. companies hate him! businessmen can’t stand him after what he’s uncovered! it’s no skin off of his back, so long as he’s able to come away with a bit of a profit to afford the latest phone or desktop or laptop or tablet or --- anything, really.

        ❝ look --- i’m just making a living the way i know i can, alright? ❞

#helltoraze #FRANKIE YOUR NONSENSE IS ILLEGAL AND FROWNED UPON. #thanks for this! #problematic tech nerd checking in #answered tbt.

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frankie: i love dum-e and u and (looks at smudged ink on hand) tawny stork.

#littleostentatious #sb: frankie are you in a relationship? #frankie: yes. with bots. #tony who? #ooc. #tbd.