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i make important meaningful art

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

#ahshdhdhskdhsjdk

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Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

#god of lost in the supermarket #which if you know me is scarily accurate

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

#it's monsters inc or shrek or spy kids #they all came out 2001 and i can't be bothered looking up release dates #but i think monsters inc cause im fairly sure i took my class to the movies for my birthday that year #and we saw monsters inc (bday in feb) #what a fucking year for cinema

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Literally nothing will make me more evil than just being sort of overwhelmed by Noises

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#bi and donkey kong or bowser #peach is my mortal enemy :)

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bad dream!!!

#oh!!!! oH!!!! OH!!!!!!!!!

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have been living with new housemate for over a month. just had to message them for the first time one on one. felt uncomfortably formal

#and it was me offering to buy replacement communal wine for the wine of theirs that they don't like #welcome to your late 20s - early 30s

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#...... they dont get organised at all

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commander cody and general kenobi of the 212th attack battalion charged with crimes of indirectly coining colloquial term “212th petty” due to repeated behaviors 

#ok yeah

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insane that half the people who watch the prequels look at obi wan and see a guy who got a purity ring at ten and never took it off and the other half look at him and go oh that guy definitely took at least three dicks last night. god knows how george lucas and ewan mcgregor pulled it off but they really did something there

#people who can look past the padawan cut versus cowards #grip that nerf tail and take him for a ride

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Anakin calls Obi-Wan three times a day and is like Hey Dad I mean Father I mean Dad I mean Obi-Wan I mean Master. I'll be a little late. Talk to you later I love you. Oh shit haha. I didn't mean that haha force of habit. I hate you really haha. I didn't mean that Master sorry. I don't think about you at all. You're nothing. You're dust to me. Alright man have a good one talk to you later I love you. Damn

#that's then

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Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan being friends (derogatory) on 17's part and friends (threatening) on Obi-Wan's part is such an underrated dynamic

They could be so funny and terrifying, like Obi-Wan went through a soul shredding experience with Alpha-17 as his only company. They're friends because what else are you gonna be after you witness each other at absolute rock bottom from torture.

It's like 'dog put in cage of cheetah who's threatening to go crazy', except the dog is a grizzly bear and also threatening to go crazy.

Emotional support trooper except the trooper in question has never done any sort of supporting in his life and is actively an emotional distress trooper to a great number of the CC batch.

I want them texting everyday, I want Obi-Wan mailing handmade BFF bracelets to Alpha and Alpha sending pics back of him flipping off the camera but still wearing them, I want Alpha using Obi-Wan to keep track of and occasionally terrorize his cadets, I want 17 ending problems in the GAR (like Krell) before they begin because Obi-Wan has him shipped out on a personal transport at the first opportunity, decked out with slug-throwers Obi-Wan got him for his decant-day.

Natborn officers think this is all just an odd indulgence of General Kenobi, the Vode, however, correctly identify it as a goddamn threat and their danger assessment of Obi-Wan ticks up significantly.

When Alpha arrives on Kamino, Shaak Ti presses a shiny new comm into his hand. It has the Jedi Order symbol painted onto it alongside a smiley face sticker, and it pings immediately with a new message: Hello! I hope you're settling in well!

Alpha stares at the message, stares at the singular contact named 'OWK' and then stares Shaak Ti in the eye as he pitches the comm straight into the ocean. Shaak Ti's serene smile only grows larger as she calmly reaches into her robes and pulls out an identical comm, only this one has a frowny face sticker, and presses it into his hand. It lights up: I'm afraid we've bonded, Alpha :). Alpha shuts it off and pockets it with resignation.

Cody arrives on Alpha-17's personal recommendation.

A-17: He's the most difficult little bastard I have. You're perfect for each other. OWK: Thank you, he's very handsome :3 A-17: No. Stop.

The first thing he asks once he gets comfortable is who his general is texting so much that has him swinging his legs and twirling his hair. Cody assumes it's Anakin, given they seem joint at the hip anyway, but little does he know Obi-Wan's ability to consistently have the Weirdest Relationships Ever.

"Oh, it's Alpha-17, I understand you're familiar with each other?" Hmm. OK. Cody.exe is experiencing a processing error, please hold. He exits the room instead of answering. The next day he peeks over the General's shoulder when he's texting and sees walls of rambling messages from Obi-Wan. Alpha-17 replies every hour with a single text: Lose this number. Obi-Wan giggles. "He's so funny." he says.

When Obi-Wan meets the rest of the CC batch, Cody makes sure to stand perfectly angled so that he can record the reactions when his general cuts off their introductions with "Oh, no need, Alpha-17's told me all about you." It's always immediate FEAR.JPG followed by a slow spiral of What The Fuck.

What do you mean by that General. What does that mean Cody. What do you mean they text. No. Cody. What the fuck is happening, Cody. Alpha-17 doesn't have friends he has enemies and enemies he tolerates enough not to shoot on sight.

OWK: Wolffe reached for his vambrace? when I mentioned you A-17: That's where he keeps his spare knife. OWK: Hm that does explain the way he eyed me up, ambitious. A-17: Clearly not enough, he should have followed through. I taught them better.

#i enjoy this

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recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

#kitchen #we don't have a bathroom cabinet other than under the sink and idont wanna keep meds near water

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it is so fucking exhausting and annoying how white women, including and maybe even especially in progressive and leftist spaces, continue acting like they are not themselves still beneficiaries of tremendous privilege simply because they endure sexist or misogynistic discrimination. being a woman does not excuse the fact that you are still white and you still reap the benefits of being white! you do not get to “but sexism!” your way out of being held accountable for saying and doing racist shit!

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the booping is cute and all but lets not forget the violent transmisogyny and antiblackness of this site. ok

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i say this every year but tumblr didn’t start doing april fools’ gimmicks until 2014. one year previous, April 1st, 2013, was a certain Incident that i am CONVINCED caused @staff to think “we have to make an april fools’ theme ourselves, because if left to their own devices, they’ll do… That”

#lol i remember i unfollowed everyone partaking #i went from following 800 blogs to about 70 #and i've never managed to get above following 100 again #the ************* introduced standards to my life