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ANON NOOOOO (yes i am implying impulse is miku)

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if you've never asked your bsf (hypothetically) how much blood a person (hypothetically) can lose before they die (hypothetically) and had them respond with "4-6 liters, but *character* is smaller than average, so probably 4" and knowing exactly which character you were planning to horrifically murder without you even suggesting it, are they even ur bsf

#dw its mc. he'd respawn

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lynx therian flag !

[pt: lynx therian flag ! end pt.]

[id: two rectangular flags with seven equal horizontal stripes. from outermost to innermost, the colors are: brown, yellow-brown, tan, black. in the center of the flags are the therian symbol: the theta and the delta letters interconnected. the symbols are brown. on the first flag, there's a slightly transparent white circle under the symbol. the second flag has no circle. end id.]

requested by : anon :3

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the funny thing about a lot of online alterhumans (especially on tiktok) being pretty young is it creates this idea, at least that i've seen, that not being human is just a thing teenagers do and they'll age out of

(and absolutely no worries if you do, that doesn't make it any less real at the time)

but like. i'm walking around my college campus swinging my tail n shit. bark bark bitch. gay little canid getting their degree. they let dogs do anything these days.

it's like some cold war type shit. alterhumans are in your community and you don't know who they are. we make it to adulthood and get jobs and pay taxes and get into relationships just like everyone else

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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questions and statements

',:/

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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hey guys youll never guess

sleepin w the fishes bois

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

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It’s funny to me, ok?

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You get two headcanon lists today :D The found family vibes with these guys are really strong btw - Weighted blanket anon

- Never tell a hermit something is impossible. They don’t believe in that word. Anything is possible if you try hard enough.

- Bdubs is terrified of the dark, all the hermits he visits regularly have nightlights set up in case he stays the night. He’s super embarrassed about it though.

- Etho, Zed and Gem have stuffed animal collections, they arrange playdates for their stuffed animals on a weekly basis.

- The Hermitcraft server itself is sentient. She’s very protective of her members.

- Stress, Xisuma, Joel, Doc, Joe, Skizz and Impulse regularly meet up to make and talk music.

- Tango purrs when happy.

- False experiences episodes of terrible paranoia, the hermits do everything in their power to help her through them.

- Ren puts on plays for his friends all the time, he loves acting, he loves getting into character and telling a story! The hermits are more than happy to watch his plays or even participate in them.

- Pearl is teaching Mumbo how to draw!

- Mumbo, Scar and Grian do photography together.

- Mumbo loves to shove himself into the smallest spaces, they’re nice and cozy!

- Xisuma gets really bad brain fog sometimes, Scar helped him accept that it’s not something he can control and that it’s okay! He’s learnt that it can lead to some pretty funny moments.

- Hermits would kill for each other, no questions asked. Actually I think they would just kill, no questions asked.

- Iskall likes to bite people.

i imagine lots of hermits donating nightlights to bdubs because "they make a space more cosy at night" or "little lights are so pretty they make your base look so cute", and they say the same thing about the candles and glow berry vines and fairy lights they keep in their houses just in case bdubs wants to sleep over

also i Heavily support the all hermits purr when they're happy agenda... or at least the equivalent of purring... they're all silly little animal hybrids to me

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#1 grumbo enjoyer caught acknowledging third life exists, more at 7

Harsh lighting wish I didn’t do that

Also happy birthday third life

#/lh

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i volunteer as tribute to be king "scarianluvr69" george (is grumbo on main and thinks it'd be funny)

Pretend like I copy and pasted all the lyrics here btw

I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!!!

#what am i getting myself into oh lord

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im not cool enough to have a ref sheet👉👈 but i consider my picrew pfp my sona! do whatever tf you want lmao (also some lynx styled accents would be cool but idc, go crazy homie<3)

@mymoots If you wanna be drawn as a pony reblog with ur persona!!!!!!!!or a description of what you wanna look like

And also preferably what kind of pony you’d like to be drawn as like unicorn Pegasus etc

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etho going mrbeast mode is giving me life

I call them the postal pals or something

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"Can I send neck kisses in bulk?"

Mr. Mumbo Jumbo.

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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

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Still not over that ending

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friday night <3