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Challengers dir. Luca Guadagnino (2024)

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I don’t know which author needs to hear this right now but even if you never update your wip i would never regret reading it a time of joy is never wasted

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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

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Not even for peekaboo?

I bought it, of course.

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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

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Eddie doing this at a Corroded Coffin gig. Send post.

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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dad tax

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this couldn’t be said any better

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Me while editing: *adds a sentence*

*finds nearly identical sentence in the next paragraph*

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(x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) 

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#cowboy hat

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“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”

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it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???