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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer

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need him broken and bloody and bruised. need him dragging himself forward across a cold, unforgiving floor. need threatening footsteps just a pace behind him. need his ribs heaving while he struggles to drag in raspy breath. need his eyes glassy and shadowed.

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"Dear Geralt, please take care of your bard next time and keep him away from any alcohol. We wouldn't want a loud and drunk bard to disturb our clients with his incessant singing again.

Thank you,

the Innkeeper"

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tag of the week:

#my God you would think that's his egg and he just laid it ✳ @jadedbirch Thought in Wei Wuxians head: "mine" ✳ @starrie-amethyst #sir this is my emotional support emperor's smile ✳ @more-raging-heart-than-grace #see? wangji was just trying to get him off his alcoholism path early! ✳ @peanutbutter-nutella

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Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.

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So I think I forgot to post about it here but I'm knitting my own wedding dress.

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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countries be like our covid cases are up again. my brother in christ you lifted the mask requirements

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Every pleasure is a guilty pleasure if you were raised Catholic enough

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Domestic Bucky>>>>>

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POV you ate shit during the family drama hour and your adopted peepaw needed your dogs help finding the Temple

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I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor

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"I'm not afraid. Not of you, not of your darkness, and not of our future"

"Cazzador used his tortures to strike terror into me. But I've rarely been more afraid than on the night I feared Bhaal had claimed you for good"

Him risking his own life to stay with durge is just... it's something okay.