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What if one day Oberyns genes just say "Fuck it" and suddenly he can only produce sons.

(In an alternate universe, Henry VIII curses Oberyn Martell.) But Oberyn would simply raise them as he has raised his daughters. With lots of love and access to weapons. 

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shout out to all the people who identify with gifted kid burnout syndrome who are probably just neurodivergent but werent diagnosed as a child, who used to devour books like it was nothing and never really understood why the protagonist would leave their cool fantasy world behind to go back home at the end of the story, and who are now extremely disappointed in reality and use escapism as their primary coping mechanism. how’s that bisexuality and deep-rooted anger at the school system going for you?

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This is true! But this was also why men were encouraged to go to brothels (partly just for fun obvs) they would be shown how to figure out to get a woman to orgasm and therefore pregnant. Mostly applies to nobility/ gentry though so Pero might still be a disappointment 👀

Just read that apparently in medieval times, they thought a female (or vagina owner) orgasm was necessary to get pregnant, but they didn’t know HOW it worked and assumed that you would just ejaculate along with ya man at some point during fucking bc the vagina was just an ~inverted penis~ 🙃 Pero Tovar is your dream man huh

#pero tovar #brothels? I guess #honestly the victorians were a terrible influence on sex in general #people used to be great at it #and the Prince Albert got a boner over table legs and demanded they be covered up #fuck Albert #and not in the sexy way

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my friend said that whenever she has a bad feeling about her body/appearance, she asks herself “who profits off of this emotion?” and i really love how simple and incisive that is

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Hey let’s destroy the pernicious myth that preteens were regularly marrying in medieval and early modern Europe and were having children as young teenagers. It’s just not true. Church records show the typical age people got married was around 18-23. Sure, around a third of brides were pregnant at the time of their marriage, but premarital sex was actually completely fine in medieval and early modern Europe if the couple intended to marry. (Oh look! Another historical fact the Victorian period completely mangled!)

Very young girls were not having babies in medieval times, people. The only people who ever bring this non-fact up are paedophiles looking to defend their dangerous paraphilia. So cut it out. Stop spreading this myth. It’s not historical, it’s not factual, it’s not true.

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Ziad Nakad “Birds of Love” spring 2021 couture collection

#I am a magpie

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“No more diets, only riots”

- grittyphilly

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You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

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Well fuck. Brain empty. Please come again later.

Irresistible

Requested from this list - #7: “I’m gonna be so late but the thought of not tasting you right this very second just might kill me.” & #8: “I don’t give two shits that we’re in public and people are watching.”

Rating: M

Warnings: Exhibitionism! (on two counts!) oral (fem. receiving), fingering, cockwarming in public, piv sex, unprotected sex (wrap it up, y’all), creampie, dirty talk, y’all know the drill by now. 

Pairing: Marcus Moreno x Reader (no use of y/n)

Word Count: 3.5k

A/N: So, anon, you didn’t specify a specific character for this request, so I chose Marcus Moreno because I love him and I was really feeling him for these prompts. I hope you enjoy! (I altered both of the dialogue prompts a little bit to fit the scene better, I hope you don’t mind!) Also, I absolutely named Miracle Guy Steve and his wife Connie. No, I do not take criticism. 

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#NSFW #marcus moreno x reader #fuuuuuuuuuccccckkkk me #(in a club. please and thank you)

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Rahul is all of us tonight

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i saw this and had to just. scribble this down as fast as possible (they’re on the ground floor, joe’s just being dramatic)

#gold

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A Positive Light on a Negative Space by Tang Yau Hoong

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Mint for nausea but ginger for travel sickness!!

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

#I swear by mint #it's literally the only reason I managed to put on any weight at all when I was being treated #wake up #eat a mint #sugar helps start the digestive system #flavour stops the nausea #magic

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The first two look like she’s wearing a cityscape captured at night. 

Softened black with golden hues.

Rami al Ali | Spring/Summer 2021 Couture

#I love the hood as well #I am a magpie #High priestess of Nyx #or Aphrodite