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We need to bring back children’s programming that focuses on reading. I’m so serious

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Our queen

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Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

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Relaxed doggo

(via)

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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

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Fruit-Shaped Bus Stops (1990) Location: Nagasaki, Japan

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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

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Badgers and coyotes hunt together. It's a thing. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service explains that “studies have shown that this unusual relationship is beneficial for both species. The coyote can chase down prey if it runs and the badger can dig after prey if it heads underground into its burrow systems.”

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these are the best cards on the planet and no one can tell me otherwise

(etsy)

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All this about not getting to see John Lennon on twitter but I think the real tragedy is that Freddie Mercury never had an instagram

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eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

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Watterson pulled no punches

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Remember to look both ways before crossing the street

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by alisandor_ on twitter ❤️‍🔥 karlach, modern au