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oh my god you guys they invented a planet full of beautiful women everywhere all the time and guess what it's called EARTH!!! you suckers are always complaining WHY ?

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I wholeheartedly wish Spotify would stop trying to add azealia banks to my playlists

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how i feel knowing my ass will never get stuck going caving

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the beauty of game lobby chats is there is always a bigger fish

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Responding to any questions with "get a fucking warrant first"

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daft punk but its robots wearing human masks

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Getting invited out for work drinks exclusively to talk shit on your boss has to be one of the most iconic solidarity moments

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my girlfriends mum is also a butch lesbian and back when i first met her and my french was still poor we bonded in broken french over rugby and managed to talk for a good hour

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the "i had to go through it so you do too" energy between generations needs to fucking quit

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Lesbian-pilled girlkissmaxxer

#sleeping on my content smh

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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

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The fact eurovisions organisers would rather the show implode entirely than hold Israel to account shows it was always intended to be nothing more than propaganda

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taylor swift fans heads would explode if they encountered the head explosion monster

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These same fans probably also don't pay attention the lyrics rap artists put forward, alot of rap is very tangential to punk and vice versa, fuck some artists even do both like bob vylan

self-proclaimed punk fans on this website suddenly really scared of violence in music only when it comes to rap