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[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course

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new favorite meme

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Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate

#a serve

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writing historical fiction will make you google things like “when we’re towels invented?” “how much did a towel cost in American in 1885?” “historical average number of towels owned per household”

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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying

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men love to be shoved and grabbed and thrown around and pinned down its like enrichment for them

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before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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I think tumblr would like this one

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“this is so romantic” and it’s two characters trying to kill each other

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Blacksmith, 2020 - by Maciek Przeklasa (1984), Polish

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Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

#nile #nicky #andy #booker

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*holds blade to your throat*(flirtatious)

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