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Andrew: *has only had this cat for a week but if anything happened to her would kill everyone in his immediate vicinity then himself*

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Wymack: we have very simple rules, be nice to the new kid, don't break the new kid, don't fuck with the new kid

Andrew, who genuinely misheard: wait, we weren't supposed to fuck the new kid?

Wymack: that's not what I said and also, I've never wanted to know less about a situation in my life.

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I've always wanted to draw a smol comic for tfc, so even though I generally get super bored drawing comics this was super fun!

I keep this scene really close to my heart and also though it was visually interesting to represent so I hope you enjoy!!

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kevin, sobbing: my left hand is broken

medicated andrew: did you try putting it in rice

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(don’t repost)

“You are a pipe dream.” - Nora Sakavic, The King’s Men

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some of you haven’t been so wrecked by a book that it’s all you can think about for days and days and your book hangover feels unending and it shows

#all for the game #the foxhole court #itss been what?? a month?? still think about rereading it every damn day

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The All For The Game series was really about a short ginger running away from home to play Edgy Lacrosse™️ while worrying the whole time about getting beat up by his father who worked for the japenese mafia who were secretly behind an entire cult of synchronized Edgy Lacrosse™️ players named after an Edgar Allen Poe poem and we all read it huh

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My girlfriend: Treat me like a princess :)

Me, tears in my eyes, hauling the guillotine out of storage: I’m sorry, honey, but for the good of my comrades and country, a monarchy cannot stand

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I was born to read @basic-banshee and @bread-of-god-is-bread​‘s new fic, Local Hero 

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LIVE NOW: CH. 1 — SON OF A BITCH, BASILTON PITCH

⚽️🍺🗞

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AARON`S INCREDIBLE WEEKEND PART 3

You know, it's a feeling of joy to wake up in the morning? I don't have one.

(I was about to post, but remembered that I hadn't listed Aaron in the tags. And I don't seem to have pointed it out before. Sorry, dude, the world is too unfair to you)

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Dragon Kisses and Other Lovely Gifts

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Large Black Coffee

by BasicBathsheba

“I glance at the cup before I raise it to my lips, and one eyebrow goes up when I see what ridiculous insult he’s written on the cup today.”

Every day Baz comes in to get coffee, and every day he finds a new insult on his cup.

(Complete. 8 chapters. 19,280 words. Simon Snow/Baz Pitch)

[Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, insults on coffee cups, do you like joggers? because SIMON DOES, Boys being jerks, Enemies to Lovers, honestly so many insults, they’re good boys though they just curse a lot, Coffee Shop, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés]

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when you have an itch you better scratch it... this is basically my take on a snowbaz pacific rim au

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me: ugh ew i hate clichés

fanfic: *person a to person b before they kiss* i've wanted to do this for so long

me, crying: THEY'VE WANTED TO DO THIS FOR SO LONG

#If this isnt me idk who it is #clearly snowbaz