i always forget that bird from starfox is named falco lombardi. italian bird. i know his home life is some bananas shit.
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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs
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so apparently there are phobia for different Pokemon types witch i am not going to list, but now i'm just curious what people think is the most common type to have a phobia of?
i think bug and ghost are the most common mainstream fears. but the FUNNIEST one is definitely the fear of normal types
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so I went to SungWon Cho's youtube channel to take some screenshots and do something truly dorky
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REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE
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How did the arasol first kiss go in your head?
Also I really like how you depict their relationship. For a lack of a better word, it just feels very warm and safe while also being really funny in a good way.
this is more silly than emotional
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dimension 20: a starstruck odyssey doodles of some of my faves bc i've been absolutely inhaling the show over the past week or so! love these guys so much even though i'm a literal year late to this season haha
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“Cassandra, daughter of the king (…), exhausted from practising, is said to have fallen asleep;(…) when she prophesied true things, she was not believed.”
(A bastardisation of Hyginus’ Fabulae)
text under the cut:
This is your fate, Cassandra,
You, who are cloaked in mystery:
To be a god that knows fear,
To live begging for believers
You will call out to them,
But they will be deaf to you
You will stand before them,
And they will not see you
This is your destiny, Cassandra
To have only hidden altars,
For your only song to be silence,
To dwell in the deepest darkness
You are for the doubtful and uncertain,
Those who search and do not find,
At the mercy of your prophet,
A mere child, who chose you
This is your lament, Cassandra,
To weep and to rage,
For your greatest mystery is to never know
Whether today you live or die
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I feel insane about Cassandra and Kristen if you can't tell. The name! the mystery of religion! the conflict of belief!! the hard sell!!! I lay in bed and started writing in verse!! I don't write in verse!!!
But I did grow up with a lot of latin and catholic liturgy so that's probably where the structure comes from? bec i do not remember any classics despite having majored in liberal arts. (my classics professor sucked)
aight. there you go. catharsis and melodrama.
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