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what is it about minecraft that makes men wanna kiss soooo bad

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hi guys dont mjnd me *logs in to look at ethubs and dips for another eight months* im so normal

#ethubs

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it's ethubs longing hours

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today’s limited life episode in one handy sentence

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I love how “team TIES are evil” is like a thing that is said bc like that’s a gaggle of dads in their fourties and also Etho the absent father

#team ties #TIES is the most normal people group #almost #literally three Just Dudes(tm) #and then whatever entity etho is #at this point. a pretty pathetic one #my cringefail loser <3 #etho

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HEY ETHO. WHATS UP WITU YOUR DESCRIPTION

#god fucking dammit #why are they like this #ethubs

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Cleo being Bdubs and Scar's mom when they're all the same age was already funny but Gem being their mom when she's about fifteen years younger than them is so hilarious. I love this new dynamic

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the way that you can hear grian scream through clenched teeth HELP

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martyn is gonna Just So Happen to be sick next week and the whole video is gonna be rendog voiced

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Etho is a clocker to me and always will be. But also, it cracks me up that the clockers are three of the top four of minecraft's top voted sexymen and also bdubs

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My friends and I found this Barbie template and I'm having fun :)

#technoblade #technoblade never dies #o7

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cleo is a comedic genius. setting up the etho is washed up thing in one episode and then subbing in the player who beat him in pvp 20 times in a row

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watching bad boys pov is just *awful pun* *lame death* *failed kill* *unholy british screaming* *jimmy dies* *explosions* *failed trap* *villager dies* *more screaming* *jimmy dies* *even more explosions* *jimmy di

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I've been making a chart to keep track of all the deaths, kills, and hours left for each player in Limited Life

I'll be updating it after each new episode for anyone interested :]

Under the cut are stats for each episode, and in the spreadsheet there are notes explaining each kill and death

There's also a page with timelines tracking how much time every player loses/gains over the course of each episode (with varying levels of detail and legibility)

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also while I'm housecleaning around here has anyone pointed out that bdubs' comment of the day featured in lp ep 575 is not in fact an ethocomment. none of bdubs 30 comments on the channel are that comment, which is why etho clipped the audio bc its from the very first episode of double life which was 7 months ago.

#literally watched the episode and said this bitch used the double life audio #dumbass. etho my beloved. #etho

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Bdubs: Buttress? Hold on, I gotta delete this VOD -

a compilation in which bdubs has much, much, much worse to worry about on his channel than the word buttress. dedicated so @sarioh for being an enabler of cursed bdubs content <3

Transcript to come when It's not 1 AM at time of posting! This will be updated later.

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companion to my bdubs best-of, here's a cheat sheet of my personal favorite etho mindcrack episodes. going to organize this by topic, then miscellaneous stuff by season under the cut. because there is so much.

king of the ladder is one of the best, although you might want to watch the sky shrooms prank episodes leading up to it too. best hour you'll ever spend watching people climb a ladder over and over. sick aerial maneuvers.

boat prank with doc - boat boy! boat boys.

team canada - the first big prank on zisteau, and the painting one - payback will be a bitch. also, ???.

obsidian coffin prank - bdubs falsely claims etho pranked him, so etho builds bdubs a numbers puzzle. of death.

onion pranked - team boobee gifts etho one of his favorite foods.

fun house prank and von sway - a new architectural design style is born.

death games - in order to avenge pause, etho hunts his friends for sport but says if they kill each other, they can increase the amount of times etho will kill the other person. sometimes fails, but also this absolutely spectacular kill on nebris using respawn mechanics to surprise is so good. see also hostility rises.

death games 2.0 - now server-wide opt-in event in the following season. bdubs (and guude) try to kill etho. civil war and an arkas kill.

mass pvp - arena fight night, LENS BATTLE. spawn UHCs, arkasdam pvp,

horsegirl activities - the horse drive-thru, beyonc? and taylor swift, a horse timer, doing wheelies,

season 1

nether project - taking one for the team, etho begins his first nether hub construction in classic nether brick and sandstone. later expanded with help from the b-team.

nice prank - please enjoy this kevin mcleod speed cleaning montage. if you can.

bdoubleo - just before the trial, etho and bdubs discuss their upcoming court case while making trees, 3D cubes, and a big hole at spawn. tune in next to the etho vs the b-team trial to find out why he's got chocolate on his knees.

the underside - etho finds out he's got a roommate and continues his quest for an anvil kill.

the pet shop - etho prepares to open his extremely legitimate, fully-licensed, no illegal activity pet shop and feels just so bad for the poor b-team. also, this is the first episode hoppers existed, which has nothing to do with his new quartz generator.

king of the boat - a bunch of people come together to fix bdubs' flammable arena. shenanigans ensue.

seinfeld fans - etho shows beef his new trivia game.

pvp lesson with generikb - etho teaches pvp skills and learns a new word.

season 2

nether hub again - the nether hub falls on etho again but bdubs pitches in this time. ghost zombies, quartz tragedies, etho's little buddy (betrayal)

i feel fine - etho is NOT sick, tells firework stories while helping with doc's perimeter and helps bdubs fishing rod kill a piglin.

canadian killers - etho's escort service, live, from pauseunpause's gaping hole.

this one just for the wither kill at the end.

workers shack - i literally just love this build fr. he steals bdub's color scheme. for more arena work, see capture points, the layout, bed respawn, death counter, arena chit chat,

#watch later #etho