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what if i could have job where i- no, thats called the military industrial complex and im opposed to it. goddamnit

#it do be like that

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@official-kircheis

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#you know i wouldn't have made the comparison before #but seeing the gif while thinking about it #it's pretty undeniable #like yeah #that's gay sex

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I Woke Up and Now My Failed Startup is a Dungeon in a Fantasy World - and Im the Powerful Warlock at its Heart??

worm but instead of shards giving people superpowers and having them fight in order to innovate the shards work through startups;

like, when you trigger you get a little power that is shareable with others and also an increasingly uncontrollable urge to get a bunch of people and apply this to the creation of some sort of enterprise

and then when it fails your business sinks under the ground and you all turn into monsters and it turns into a dungeon that the newer startups try to raid and it's basically like Going Under, the video game

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when I'm in a very rare mood i am sometimes this guy with the [redacted for privacy] archive warning.

I was just scrolling around ao3 and accidentally clicked the "graphic descriptions of violence" warning and then absolutely lost my entire shit imagining the hypothetical person who does that on purpose. imagine the guy who goes on ao3 to read fanfiction of absolutely anything at all as long as it has Graphic Descriptions Of Violence. things he likes in his fanfiction: 1. violence described graphically 2. any other thing, who cares

#people who know me can easily guess which one it would be

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they call me Bonellia viridis the way I'm living inside her esophagus.

#jokes that require wikipedia #probably

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Karkat to Dave after getting home from a doctor's appointment and slumping onto the couch.

I kept myself from saying to my phlebotomist that they should make blood a less vibrant color, because it seems like the current color is indecent. Praise my restraint

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bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting

Some additional info from the comments:

- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled

- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done

- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled

- bear is 24 years old

#easiest 1 mil in my entire life

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me and the 5 other people with good taste are starting a club and none of you will be able to get within 100m of our shield wall.

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Some sort of beast or creature.

It’s the deuteragonist of the Unnamed Xenobiology Project. Exactly what their Deal is is unclear and I will not be explaining it here. Many hands to hold, I see. The protagonist will have their work cut out for them. (1649)

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Oh, they’re SMOOCHING.

The protagonist and deuteragonist of the Unnamed Xenobiology Project, getting friendly. Oh. Oh my. There’s handholding! Lawks! “But K2,” I hear you ask. “This looks like a crop of something larger.” “What a specific question to ask,” I answer. (1651)

#I've seen the uncropped one #it's so fucking good 👀👀

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#wildsea vibes

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fjalkjgr'gklc;krsjg;ljkslck;rjg

FROGS

#homestuck liveblog #homestuck

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character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

#genuinely this dog deserves an award #jed is one of my all time favorite actors

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what? a backyard aluminum foundry is a pretty normal and benign activity. like it's generally a good idea to have renters insurance in general but like it's not that weird there's hundreds of YouTube channels dedicated to like turkey roaster sized homemade furnaces for melting down cans or other metal scrap. it's like one step weirder than propane grill.

If I set up a forge in my backyard so that I can melt aluminum cans and cast my own parts, do I need renters insurance?

Bestie renters insurance is not gonna cover whatever the fuck you're doing there

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git is a formal protocol for creating and modifying a file tree in a way that preserves all edit history. GitHub is the most famous and well known website for storing these file tree histories in an explorable and sharable and downloadable way.

the most basic idea of git is that instead of "saving" a document in a way that essentially overwrites your previous document, you can "save" as a duplicate, and if you ever realize you fucked up and need to revert back to the version you had, like 2 weeks and 20 "saves" ago (we call these "commits".), you can trivially do that and start making new changes from there. this is very useful in software bc oftentimes you will accidentally break something with an update and need to temporarily revert, for instance. this is done efficiently by doing so by storing things as diffs rather than full copies but we don't need to get into that.

... actually the official git man page probably does a better job than i can at explaining the jist and how to actually use it: https://git-scm.com/docs/user-manual

Can someone explain to me in like five seconds how to use git, assuming that I know basic shit about coding/command line/whatever but don't know any of the specific terminology related to git. Like every tutorial online is at the same time both over my head and also vastly too basic. Just like. Tell me what it is.

Uh. First tell me its ontology. Is it a program, a standard, a language...? I know that it's for version control. Suppose I wanted to do version control at a piece of code. What do I do. What buttons do I press, on my computer? Tell me these things.

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there is a very big difference i think between "i was and am a semi-public figure/niche internet microcelebrity and it felt incredibly weird and gross to have strangers speculate on my gender identity" and "my friend who i personally know joked that i might be trans and that helped me figure a lot out" and I think a lot of egg discourse happens when someone acts like these are both the same thing that should be treated the same

#oh fucking finally someone managed to articulate it #thank you