samwys

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» send me ↕ + your muse’s height

I will compare your muse’s height to mine using this website.

#:)

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mun  vs  muse  !

#i love he ............... #thank u tumblr user eramarth ilu

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so  y’all  weren’t  gonna  tell  me  that  for  some  reason  my  slides  linked  in  my  desc  go  nowhere  ???

#that AND im missing the beginning #quotation mark in my pinned #y'all just out here letting me embarrass myself and for WHAT

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good  morning  !

#earth dont interact if ur gonna bully me by saying its 6:30pm ur time >:(

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i  wont  be  here  but  ill  be  on  disc  :  chris chambers#6143  :)

#ooc.

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good  morning  did  i  miss  anything  fun  ?

#wont be here today ! #got a dr appt #then cleaning my house #then dinner w friends #then those friends probs coming to mine KJSHF they havent seen my place in over a yr #and im concerned bc one of them can be v ..... judgemental and ive been ~depressed~ re: my diagnosis #but its fine its fine #anyway. hope ur doing well drink water get some sunshine ! #UR BASICALLY A HOUSEPLANT W MORE COMPLICATED EMOTIONS #love u

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me  knowing  sam  canonically  is  the  fittest  of  the  four  hobbits,  &  would  be  the  slimmest  &  the  strongest  because  of  all  his  physical  &  manual  labour  that  he  does  even  before  ever  leaving  the  shire,  vs  me  just  really  thinking  rotund  sam  is  Neat  ,

#sam but hes strong fat #ANYWAY - #ik it's like . an adaptation move to make him fat #even tho theres a wholeeee bit w frodo acknowledging HIS weight adn lack of exercise #and sam is like 'buck up its good 4 u' #but i just ............ yeah anyway #my sean bias is showing ok bye

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ted  :  dragons  &  elves  dont  exist sam  :  

#sam who has never seen either at this point: u have to BELIEVE tedward #jirt wants me to shut up i feel it and YET - #tbd.

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#medieval hozier i’m- #big image / #mobile / #also that it took u and ur lawn guy 17 years to leave on ur adventure

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✿       @aragorh​      …      sc.

❛     you  shouldn’t  sit  in  such  a   place,  if  you  feel  sleepy.     ❜

#aragorh #:) #sleeby strider

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‘  &  see  that  sam  gamgee  does  not  talk.  if  he  does,  i  really  shall  turn  him  into  a  toad.  '  jokes  on  gandalf  ,  sam  wld  probably  be  a  very  happy  toad  thank  u

#sittin in the sun n water basking w flowers #gandalf stop BULLYING him #sam is like TWENTY ONE at this point smh let him BE

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no  one  : sam  :  elves   🥺  ?

#good for HIM #'me go and see elves! hooray!' he shouted and then burst into tears #I LOVE HIM

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thinking  about  how  when  jirt  originally  introduced  the  concept  of  aragorn  he  didn’t  even  ,  like  ,  have  the  concept  of  aragorn  &  was  just  like  ‘  yea  this  dude  in  the  corner  is  Knowledgeable  and  a  good  way  to  give  the  hobbits  the  info  they  need  <3  hes  tall  n   strides  around  gna  call  him  strider  <3  ′  &  like  ,  didn’t  actually  have  a  Plot  In  Mind  for  him  At  All

#sometimes i think abt #how this all stemmed from #being christopher's bed time story #and chris was so pedantic abt things - like the colour of bilbo's door - #that jirt had to start writing it down KLSFHSKJFH

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#what a MAN #img. #dyn. sam / frodo #sam making sure u eat when ur too depressed <3

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Mordor…

#hes jst such a SNACK g*ds ............. whole fuckign MEAL #orcs do NOT interact :knife: #img. #chara study. #He ... <3

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how  am  i  already  getting  followed  by  p*rn  bots

#y'all want a piece of this short king i dont blame u #only for rosie tho >:(

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what  i  say  :  human  au  sam  is  so  little  ,  5′4″  man  , what  i  mean  :  hes  still  2  inches  taller  than  me  ,  i  am  so  little  ,

#i just think hes neat #tbd.