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Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

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guys it's okay

me and my lovers drink out of the sewers once a year to make sure the rat king is dead. You're safe.

For now.

#rat king #you know the they/them king #respect our fallen rat king or fucking else

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Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

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Be a shame if i facerevealed on the wrong fucking account and had to delete ir quickly

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Imagine simping for almond cookie omg...

#im going to slander all almond cookie simps #leave the old man alone #hes crumbing

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Where's my local milfs and dilfs and gender neutral words for hot gender/not gender?????? Unfair.

#god damn it qhere aare tey

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Is she single

Me seein you fuckers thirst for my mom:

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man do i love bubble gum 😊👉👈

Be a shame if I took a bite out of it.

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man do i love bubble gum 😊👉👈

Be a shame if I took a bite out of it.

#ill do it #we americans eat it this way/hj #ignore my white ass hands

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I died for a bit so

Have a random doodle of something before I attempt to go through tumblr dms lmao

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*dies cutely*

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MY DAD IS ASLEEP ON THE COUCH

LIKE TO SLAP HIS BALDING HEAD

REBLOG TO SLAP HIS BALDING HEAD