salesguy1997

[salesguy1997]

HEY!! YOU’RE A [[BIG SHOT]] NOW!! YOU’VE REACHED YOUR [[Goal Goal Goal]]!! YOU’VE ACCOMPLISHED THINGS!!!!

BUT NOW WHAT’S LEFT ON THE [[To-Do List]]?? WHEN YOU’VE GOT IT ALL CHECKED OFF IT’S GONNA FEEL A LITTLE EMPTY. WITH NOTHING TO AIM FOR YOU START FEELING AIMLESS!!

AT LEAST THAT’S HOW I [[See it to believe it]]!! JUST GOTTA FIND SOMETHING TO FOCUS ON!! 

salesguy1997​:

SOMETIMES YOU MISS THINGS JUST BECAUSE [[Familiarity]].

IT’S EASY TO FALL BACK INTO!! LIKE A [[Questionably Old]] YEAR OLD MATTRESS!! BUT THEN YOU REALIZE JUST BECAUSE IT’S MOLDED TO YOUR SHAPE NOW DOESN’T MEAN IT’S GOOD FOR YOUR [[Ow my back]]!!

SOMETIMES [[Precious Memories]] ARE BEST LEFT AS THAT- MEMORIES.

… YOU HAVE A POINT, I KNOW I KNOW!! I WOULDN’T TRADE WHAT I HAVE NOW FOR ANYTHING IT’S EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED! FINALLY DOING SOMETHING FOR OTHERS!! AND I HAVE YOU. AND MY [[Friends List]] I GUESS I’M JUST BEING [Rose-Colored Glasses] MAYBE WHEN I [[Retirement Home]] I CAN CALM THINGS DOWN A LITTLE

[salesguy1997]

SOMETIMES YOU MISS THINGS JUST BECAUSE [[Familiarity]].

IT’S EASY TO FALL BACK INTO!! LIKE A [[Questionably Old]] YEAR OLD MATTRESS!! BUT THEN YOU REALIZE JUST BECAUSE IT’S MOLDED TO YOUR SHAPE NOW DOESN’T MEAN IT’S GOOD FOR YOUR [[Ow my back]]!!

SOMETIMES [[Precious Memories]] ARE BEST LEFT AS THAT- MEMORIES.

IT’S STRANGE, YOU KNOW….. I WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE. NIXED THE [[Killer Queen]] GOT [Big] BUT I ALMOST MISS THE QUIETER DAYS. THAT’S A LITTLE [[%@$&*#]] UP ISN’T IT???

[salesguy1997]

OH MY [[GOD]] WHAT'S EVEN HAPPENING NOW.

#YOU *JUST* BUILT THIS PLACE

[salesguy1997]

lovecore this, lovecore that. what about hatecore?

Keep reading

#I'M NOT *COMPLETELY* FULL OF RAGE! #HAHEAHA!

[salesguy1997]

WELL!

IT'S! GOT A CATCHY RHYTHM!

salesguy1997​:

WHAT THE [[$%^*]] ARE YOU LISTENING TO??

CAN’T BE ANYTHING [[New and Improved!]] IF IT’S MENTIONING VHS!! HAHEAHA!!

HOLD ON I’LL SHOW IT TO YOU

[salesguy1997]

WHAT THE [[$%^*]] ARE YOU LISTENING TO??

CAN'T BE ANYTHING [[New and Improved!]] IF IT'S MENTIONING VHS!! HAHEAHA!!

THIS REMIX IS ACTUALLY [Fire] BUT IF I POSTED THE LYRICS IT WOULD JUST COME OUT AS I SAVE [[@!^%]] BY GIVING IT CPR LET’S MAKE [[$@^&]] AND WATCH IT ON VCR

[salesguy1997]

TIME TO BE A SMOKIN’ [[BIG SHOT]]

[salesguy1997]

[salesguy1997]

ONE STEP FURTHER.

SELF-PLINKO!!!

YOU HOP RIGHT IN AND [[jump around]] UNTIL YOU LAND IN A SPOT FOR A PRIZE!!

I MIGHT EVEN BE [[kind]] AND SAY YOU CAN BE IN A BIG [[zorb]] INSTEAD OF [[oof, ouch!]] ALL THE WAY DOWN WITHOUT IT!! HEAHEHAHA!!!

[salesguy1997]

WHO ARE THEY GOING TO [[Lawsuit]] ANYWAY??

THE [[BIG SHOT]] THAT SET IN PLACE THE CURRENT WAYS OF [[Government]]??

[salesguy1997]

HEY HEY EVERY BUDDEY!!!

NEW YEAR NEW ME AS [[they]] LIKE TO SAY IT!!

NOW I’M [[bigger]] AND [[better]] THAN I’VE EVER BEEN BEFORE! LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY!!!

I’VE NOT FELT THIS GOOD SINCE

WELL IT’S JUST A REAL [[Deal]] I’VE GOT HERE AND I’M NOT GONNA LET IT PASS ME BY!! 

[salesguy1997]

WELL, YOU [[know]] OF ALL THE [[Fun and Excitement]] THAT I CAN DRUM UP IN THAT OL HELLSCAPE! SOME OF WHICH I’M SURE YOU’LL MISS HEHEAHAA!!

BUT ASIDE FROM LETTING IT BE A [[Unadministrated Playzone]] NOW AND THEN, I CAN’T SAY I’M GONNA [[Be Missing You]] IT AT ALL!! FROM HELL IT CAME FROM HELL IT CAN REMAIN.

salesguy1997​:

WE MIGHT BE DOING A [[Small favor or two]] BY TEARING THIS PLACE UP TO HAVE IT REBUILD AGAIN!! OR AT LEAST MY [[sad little corner]] OF IT!!

WELL SO LONG AS THE [[http://]] IS OPEN…. I THINK WE COULD PROBABLY MAKE THAT PLACE A LITTLE LESS [[Anxiety and Depression]]… AND MAYBE MAKE IT LIKE A [[Vacation Package]] A [[Home Away From Home]] IF YOU WILL I BET YOU WE COULD DO EVEN MORE FUN THINGS TO THIS [[Dumpster Pickup]] OF A [Webbed Site]!!! THAT IS OF COURSE IF YOU’RE EVEN INTERESTED IN GOING BACK, WHICH NO BIG DEAL! JUST A SUGGESTION!!

[salesguy1997]

WE MIGHT BE DOING A [[Small favor or two]] BY TEARING THIS PLACE UP TO HAVE IT REBUILD AGAIN!! OR AT LEAST MY [[sad little corner]] OF IT!!

TO BE [[Fair Trade Agreement]] DO YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD REALLY NOTICE IF WE DID HAPPEN TO MAKE THIS [[Point Of Sales]] WEBSITE ANY WORSE??? HEHAHEAHEA

[salesguy1997]

TO BE [[Fair Trade Agreement]] DO YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD REALLY NOTICE IF WE DID HAPPEN TO MAKE THIS [[Point Of Sales]] WEBSITE ANY WORSE??? HEHAHEAHEA

[salesguy1997]

“Hatred would have been easier. With hatred, I would have known what to do. Hatred is clear, metallic, one-handed, unwavering; unlike love.”

— Margaret Atwood, Cat’s Eye (via quotespile)

[salesguy1997]

LOOKING GOOD FEELING GOOD!! 

HOW’S THAT FOR A [[Brand New Model]]?? STRAIGHT OFF THE [[Show Room Floor]] BABEY!!

[salesguy1997]

HEY IF YOU ABBREVIATE SPAMTON EX IT’S [[SEX]]

#doodle #((Sum stuff happened lmao)) #(LEAN N MEAN...)