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Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]

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the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

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laios truly gets it (◕‿◕)♡

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while kissing my cat's little head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*

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hater of socks

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They were selling this at a boutique! Did you really say this?

I did.

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Elizabeth Bennet’s (Jennifer Ehle) outfits in Pride and Prejudice (1995) [2/?] requested by anonymous.

Costume design by Dinah Collin.

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you can hate yourself all you want but the world is beautiful and it welcomes you

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

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If there is one witchcraft aesthetic i’m completely in love with its that Deep Blue Fabric with the Gold Suns Moons and Stars all over it. I’ve ALWAYS wanted to own some of it but can never find it for the life of me

Literally my fave~

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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

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ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY one of the replies said “so candy guy is into it but

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

#how very internet

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#gale of waterdeep

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