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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

#sunshine tag #would u convert for a scooby snack rlly got me 😂😂 #sd

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Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

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In French they say "80 blaze it"

#sensiblechuckle.gif

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[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

#mikah and dorian tbh

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

#ngl this helped #in my sopping wet pathetic beast era 😌✌️

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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

#booping stickers onto my mutuals foreheads like a wacky knighting ceremony

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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

#oooooh ouagh this one so true #having brainrot about this w dragon age characters in particular

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🩷🌷🐑⭐️🎀

#sunshine tag

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gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

#THE FUCKIGN. HEALTH BAR ADFJFJS

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One of the best shot of Total Solar Eclipse from 08-04-2024.

Via @nasa-official

#WHAAAAATTTT #WHAT #NATURE U ARE THE COOLEST FR #sunshine tag

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now i may be a mad scientist. my ethics may be dubious at best. my lab may even be severely OSHA noncompliant. but i ALWAYS cite my sources in my evil research papers you damnable BITCH

#the things i wish i could say while teaching

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Solar eclipse shadows

#wait does it fr do this!!! #i wouldn’t know because it was CLOUDY AS FUCK!! #homophobic cloud patterns tbh #anyways this is cool i need to do a wikipedia deep dive about this later <3 #sunshine tag

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ok im about to think about the Character!! im so Excited 😊😊

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absolutely distraught that i have not been able to find any art of the outsider with cat ears. he is my bbygirl what do u MEAN he has not been nyaified!!

#i just think i should bestow cat ears on all my favorite characters like a crown <3 #i am also trying to avoid dishonored spoilers while looking bc i haven’t quite finished the game yet lmao #but mayhaps when i finish the game i will draw it myself :3 #dishonored

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listen I am fully aware I shouldn’t look up at the eclipse without glasses but i feel like a perplexed peasant scratching my head everytime I remember it could damage my eyes. sun is fine to look at without glasses. moon is fine to look at without glasses. sun and moon combo should be double fine to look at without glasses :(

#someone in my class said ‘nah im going to look at it with my raw eyes like god intended’ #and brother i feel that #i just want to take a little peek at the astrological phenomenon surely that can’t be so bad 🥺👉👈

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Born to write about kissing beautiful men, forced to do schoolwork.