sadpurpleblood

[sadpurpleblood]

excellent pic choice

#reblog #silly

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Ohoh! Überhitzungsgefahr!

#dont let the boy überhitzen please #reblog

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this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

#reblog

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

#not surprised just disappointed really #its not a huh?!? thing but rather a yeah... thing #reblog

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idk why but today in the bus i almost fainter and could see nothing but black for around 3 minutes so that was not fun

#kinda scary

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homestuck ocs in 2023....tch.....

#reblog #sick art #oh i love all of them

[sadpurpleblood]

alt calliope for a 413 collab ✨

#reblog #sick art

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i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

#reblog #silly

[sadpurpleblood]

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

#reblog #interesting observation

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Good evening to my short kings

#reblog #silly

[sadpurpleblood]

i think you're like really cool

thanks!! im really not. but thanks :)

#ask answer

[sadpurpleblood]

man the disappointment of seeing an ask pop up only for it to be a scam

#oh well. #reblog

[sadpurpleblood]

Meenah hater-lovers

Original idea by sr pelo

#reblog #silly #sick art

[sadpurpleblood]

''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

#reblog #sick art

[sadpurpleblood]

Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

#reblog

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There is something extremely funny about how kids react to alt fashion in comparison to adults. Adults generally do not care and I am just Another Person In The Space, but kids lose their absolute mind. Examples include:

- The kid at Goodwill today who kept begging his dad to look at "the person with black lipstick" while his dad pointedly tried not to look at me but was obviously hoping I wouldn't notice.

- The kid at a DIFFERENT thrift store who gasped and kept waving at me while I was waiting for my fiance to finish trying on pants. I saw him tell his mom he saw a witch.

- The little girl who came up to me and my fiance and said, "No offense, but you look emo." My fiance was like, "Close enough!" and she very smugly went to go explain to her mom she was right.

- The three year old who saw me waiting for my fiance to pick me up from work, grinned, and loudly announced, "MOM LOOK A SLUT!"

#reblog #silly

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*shoots friend with the cherub-inator 3000*

#reblog #sick art #oh i love this #a lot