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my pet mold spore

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glad google ai is on top of this

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Normal people: Invest more in public transport.

Billionaire tech bros:

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dana akdjfjckfjfm

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the baby is so cute, because he’s SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU! he purrs so loud, and wags his tail like a dog, and it’s not enough for him to weave between your feet, he wants to be picked up and held against you chest. and then he doesn’t entirely understand kisses yet, so when you smooch his bald scalp he thinks his play time, and will gently reach up and clamp his baby teeth around your chin. he is such a good boy!!!!!!!

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“Dorime”

by @eris_snail on instagram

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Google is cooked

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i’m fucking dying. it’s been brought to ben collins (the rad new owner of the onion’s) attention that Google AI summary is using The Onion headlines, resulting in this:

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instagram: smacmccreanor

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Random snail-themed PNGs, part 2.

(1. 1800s snail street signs, 2. Snail charcuterie picks, 3. 1970s Avon snail perfume, 4. Bakelite snail brooch, 5. Siren nautilus lamp, 6. Siren nautilus lamp, 7. Amber netsuke snail, 8. Snails trinket box, 9. Coral snail brooch.)

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