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Truly obsessed with Dylan "pretends to be stupid but is actually smart" Lenivy and Ryan "acts smart but is consistently and confidently wrong" Erzahler

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gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour 

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VEE’S NEW LOOK 

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I’m such a slut for casual intimacy. Like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we're in line at the grocery store, I live for that shit.

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Fave new twitter thread

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tf did mike do

Reasons why I hate Micheal Wheeler with a passion

he is probably very homophobic 

He is such a little bitch to will. 

He constantly ignores everyone for his Own needs

Lied to el about his grandma dying

Would lose something you let him borrow and then blame it on you

Gaslighter but not Girlboss

He is so focused on el he doesn’t give a shit about anyone else

He was sucking face with el- Literally she barely has any social awareness of the world cause she grew up in a lab and idk. It felt very manipulative 

Has a hot mom that tried to sleep with Billy 

Stupid haircut

Oh my god he’s Litterally so annoying. The scene where they go to scoops to sneak into a  Movie and he rings the bell a million times- I want to take that bell and shove it up his a-

At the end of every season he “learns his lesson” and goes back to being a prick the next

“Friends don’t lie” then lies to el about FUCKING EVERYTHING

probably smells like a gym locker 

Treats max like shit when she was joining the group even though she was just being friendly

In season one Lucas got mad at mike for letting el join the group, but then he gets mad at Lucas for letting max join? Very hypocritical 

Treats el like she couldn’t make her own decisions 

HES SO FUCKING STUPID LITTERALLY IF HE JUST SAID I LOVE YOU TO EL-

“It’s not my fault you don’t like girls” 🚩 

I could be a better boyfriend than him

will literally begged him to play dnd with him for a whole season and he got annoyed and wouldn’t play but the minute will leaves he joins a dnd club???

he tells el INFRONT OF WILL that the best day of his life was the day he met her. (A.k.a the day after Will went to the upside down, so probably the worst day of his life) knowing will had gone missing that day and went through so much trauma. but mike met el right? 😁

The worst ship in the show is anyone x mike because it is bound to be toxic

He wore socks with sandals 

Mike wheeler is the type of person to insist that steak is only cooked when it’s well done and completely dried out and Slathered in ketchup

Probably has his hot mom clean his room and cook for him even when he’s a teen

Literally ignored Will crying in the van

Talked about hopper losing weight as if he probably wasn’t self conscious bout it? 

FORGOT WILLS BIRTHDAY AND MADE EL CRY

Just to clarify this has nothing do with the actor, he’s amazing. 

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this came to me in a dream

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Honestly, I hope these two keep in touch after summer camp ends

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Mildly misspelled words carry so much meaning. Sufferinf is more suffering than suffering

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who called it emotional baggage and not griefcase

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do you guys think jesus was hung

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archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

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