happy lesbian day everyone
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I admit I am quite the fan of saying “okiedokie”
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tradgedy enjoyers when you look into the eyes of your worst enemy and can only see yourself
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DJ bunny rabbit has got the whole club burrowing into the soft loam of the dance floor
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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO
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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps
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He’s 1 now ‼️‼️
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Cashier: all right, your total will be 49.87 you can tap or insert—
Me: hey. I just wanted to say… thank you for selling me these items.
^just a new interaction i was thinking of doing, to make the world a little brighter
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whenenver i save a bug in trouble its kind of like im their mr beast
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is it ok if i use your pictures in my divorce proceedings
only if you win everything. i don't want losers associated with my name
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WORK HARD PARTY HARDER
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