Tumgik
sacrificedtoatree · 6 days
Text
Oh, I assumed "The Tortured Poets Department" was just a phrase Tumblr users came up with to talk about Taylor Swift lyrics as if they were really deep. It doesn't sound bad to me, I read "Department" in the university sense.
I remember the day that I heard taylor swift’s next album would be called the tortured poets department I spent the rest of it repeating the phrase over and over in my head because something about how it rolled off the tongue bothered me so badly
10K notes · View notes
sacrificedtoatree · 18 days
Text
Tumblr media
70K notes · View notes
sacrificedtoatree · 19 days
Text
I don't know any of the context here but this really sounds like the French Revolution?
Our glorious local councils vs their detested provincial HOAs
724 notes · View notes
sacrificedtoatree · 19 days
Text
the sun from pluto is bright enough that it's like twilight (from what i can find. its kind of hard to get a clear answer. 1/900 sunlight, 300 times moonlight). but small enough that its just a point of light which is kind of weird. if you think about it. like. imagine if there was a star that cast a shadow
175 notes · View notes
sacrificedtoatree · 19 days
Text
I have to say, I am so clueless about this stuff. I can tell you so much about HP fandom in the early 2000s, know all about Ms.Scribe and My Immortal, but what is going on today, I simply do not know.
Is there a lot of Marauders fic being written right now?
on marauders's fandom topic, why are they always fighting about everything ? years ago they were all very chill (i was there, i remember it (all too well)) now the golden trio fandom is the chill one :')
how time changes i guess
5 notes · View notes
sacrificedtoatree · 20 days
Text
Tumblr media
the energy here is unparalleled
9K notes · View notes
sacrificedtoatree · 21 days
Text
i think there should be some extra days every now and then that aren't a Monday or Thursday or Saturday or whatever but they're just. extra days. so regularly scheduled weekly activities like work or school don't happen on those days. nobody is allowed to speak the true names of the days. they could happen every couple months or so. we would deal with it just like we deal with daylight savings time or leap years. extra days.
90 notes · View notes
sacrificedtoatree · 21 days
Text
I’m running for president. What are my policies? Well, I’m anti-name, anti-face, anti-speech in general, anti-birth, anti-death, anti-time, space can stay, no more love, no more war, no more sex, no more money, no more water, no more fire and, most of all, no more voting.
350 notes · View notes
sacrificedtoatree · 21 days
Text
so Anaïs Nin wrote Delta of Venus, a collection of erotica that includes smatterings of adultery, rape, incest, necrophilia, homosexuality, pretty heavy stuff for the 1940s, but it wasn't actually published until decades later as it was commissioned for private consumption by The Collector, an American business magnate who was also ordering smut from other writers like Henry Miller.
this is really fucking funny, like these days if Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates wanted to get a little hot under the collar they would just go on AO3 like everybody else, but how much better would it be if they threw cash at Legit Writers and then when they received some Legit Writing they ordered them to take out all the poetry... add more graphic scenes... make it clearer who is sticking what where... no I said no poetic language, cut it out!
but I think it would be even funnier if The Collector turned out to just be a framing device for any artist who wants to let their freak flag fly but is worried they'll be judged for it (probably doesn't apply to Nin), or needs a way to overcome the internal sense of cringe (also not applicable): it's not me that wants to make this filth, I'm merely engaging in work for hire here, I'm the blind instrument of a myopic muse!
basically any time you make something that other people scorn just say oh yeah some crazy American paid me the big bucks for that one, wild isn't it.
246 notes · View notes
sacrificedtoatree · 21 days
Text
space photography is a weird case artistically b/c it's explicitly not intended to convey what the naked human eye could perceive but a heavily processed visualisation of data. so kind of more akin to like an anatomical diagram that has all the organs laid out neatly so you can see what the hell you're doing. but then space photography is also a weird case scientifically b/c it has aesthetic dimensions that account for its popular reception & also guide the data processing. like the choice of colours, saturation, &c are intended to produce a pleasing picture, & the picture is put to rhetorical ends: usually a kind of generic humanist delight with the advancement of (gov't) space exploration. so in that sense the space photograph is specifically most like the anatomy in eg a vesalius plate: an artistic piece, used to defend a certain metaphysics wrt 'man's place in nature' &c. not exactly an untrue image but certainly an artificial one (as in: the product of artifice; of an artistic process; not intended to provide a simple 1:1 visual translation of nature but to interpret & advance an argument about it)
2K notes · View notes
sacrificedtoatree · 23 days
Text
I like the idea of Doubting Thomas also.
(Having Pilate or Judas being the lone human sounds too much like bagging on humans to me.)
Who would be the one human character in the Muppet Easter Story? Don't say Christ, He's clearly Kermit the frog.
64 notes · View notes
sacrificedtoatree · 23 days
Text
a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this
99K notes · View notes
sacrificedtoatree · 23 days
Text
Every time I want to listen to music on my PC I have to wait a solid thirty seconds for the cranky old external hard drive where I keep anime soundtrack MP3s I downloaded off of Limewire in 2002 to spin up, and every time I remind myself that it beats the alternative.
3K notes · View notes
sacrificedtoatree · 1 month
Text
ohhhhh i get it. it’s called dune because it’s about the characters “dune drugs,” and it’s called dune 2 because they were “dune 2 many”
457 notes · View notes
sacrificedtoatree · 1 month
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media
by Svetlana Kondrashova
3K notes · View notes
sacrificedtoatree · 1 month
Text
We are *not* over My Immortal
okay I know we’re all over my immortal but why did she name her that…. why is dementia just in there… does she have it?
35 notes · View notes
sacrificedtoatree · 2 months
Note
thoughts on the colors red, blue, green, and yellow? any comments on the shapes triangle, square, or circle?? rhombus
not yet but i'm learning more and more every day
57 notes · View notes