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long post but...

Speaking of young Bruce and Dick, I wonder if they had special little routines just for the two of them, since Bruce was just a kid in his twenties when he took Dickie in

Like when Bruce was getting ready for a gala or the like, would he put shaving cream on his face and also on Dick’s? And while he shaved, Dick would play and give himself different beards and mustaches? “Bruce look I’m Santa!” “B! Look! I’m Abraham Lincoln!” “Look Bruce I’m Salvador Dalí!” Bruce would finally look over and say, “And who is that?” And Dick would reply, “Velma Trenton reimagined as Dulah, the bearded lady from Haley’s Circus” and Bruce would guffaw and wipe off the boy’s face while the boy insisted on it being “art.”

Them getting ready by blasting music? Dick wiggling into his clothes and shouting along to Nine Inch Nails, Bruce throwing over the kid’s bookbag just in time for them to pretend to strum their “guitars” (bookbag and suitcase) and bang their heads Meanwhile Alfred side-eyes them so disapprovingly but puts up with the racket regardless

Bruce in a restaurant on the phone and Dickie exchanging pieces of their meals so they each get exactly what they want (although Dick still sneaks pieces from Bruce’s plate regardless and Bruce skillfully tickles the boy’s side and avoids the small kicking feet that so dearly like to hit his kneecaps)

Every time Dick has a nightmare Bruce will give him a piggyback ride downstairs the next morning (at breakneck speeds and one time they fell in the hallway and almost slid down the staircase and hushed each other not to tell Alfred)

And every time Bruce has a nightmare Dick will climb into his huge masterbed, wiggle under the sheets and then put his tiny palms over Bruce’s eyes. “This will help you sleep,” Dick informs very wisely. And then Bruce will make a face under Dick’s palms and Dick will giggle.

Them in the limo and Dick crawling up to peek out of the sunroof, only for Bruce to hoist him up and let him stand on his knees

Dick learning to play basketball and Bruce always threatening to dunk HIM through the basketball hoop and Dickie begs so hard to be “swooshed” that Bruce seriously considers it

Dick choosing Bruce’s tie every morning because Bruce claims that his days go better when Dick chooses (and the ties are Awful, truly terrible but Brucie wears his Snoopy tie with enough charm that it works)

Stopping off to get ice cream and promising not to tell Alfred…only for each to tell him individually but he absolutely can’t tell the other, okay? it’s supposed to be a secret!

Bruce bringing Dickie to corporate meetings and them surreptitiously making faces at each other every time someone says something pompously incorrect

Dickie sitting on Bruce’s lap and playing GameBoy or PSP and Bruce is SUPPOSED to be working on his own stuff but keeps making suggestions to Dick so in the end they’re curled up on the Laz-E Boy and Bruce’s chin is on Dick’s head, overlooking the game while Dick’s brow is furrowed in concentration

Bruce making fun of Dick’s high pitched giggles and Dickie mocking his deep guffaws–Bruce’s real (embarrassing) laughter

I don’t know, I think there’s a lot more to them and what built their relationship than just beating up bad guys and solving cases

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Just thinking about what Amy's husband said about Dick in the scene before Blockbuster was killed.

"That’s the same kid who saved us when our house blew up? No offense, hon, but I hope you sent him to the hospital… he doesn’t look like he could beat up a parking ticket right now, let alone a supervillain."

Then Blockbuster blew a woman's brains out right in front of Dick after that. He told Dick he'd never stop. He'd go after strangers. Dick's loved ones. No one was safe.

And Dick—mentally, emotionally, and physically worn down—couldn't take it anymore. So he stepped aside.

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popped collar v neck gang

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Dick: So you like, were in that Lazarus pit...

Jason: Yes?

Dick: And it like... healed you of everything and... it made you brand new and-

Jason: Get to the point..?

Dick: How do you STILL HAVE KNEE SCARS?!

Jason: What do you mean?

Jason's knee scars from the Boy-Robin Boy-Shorts™:

Jason: HOW ARE THEY STILL THERE?!

Dick: AND WHY DO I HAVE THE SAME ONES?

Jason: We have to talk to Tim and Damian. This might be a Robin thing..

*they do so*

Tim: Oh, those? Yeah, you guys have had those since you were little. They're from the lack of pants.

Dick: How do you-

Tim, maniacally: I have so many videos of you all falling flat on your faces and scraping your knees...

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nightwing commission !!

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Damian and Dick being brothers 🥰

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dick's been thru some stuff....

also,,, is it canon that dick has a stuffed elephant doll named after zitka...? or is that fanon?

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They’re supposed to be leading a team meeting right now

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Nightwing as a flying fish mermaid, in honour of Mermay, because I am every shade of nerdy

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talking shit with your brother <3

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someone needs to draw a diagram of the insane dinah + babs + dick + roy dynamic cause roy is dating his stepmoms gfs ex-bf and everyone has antagonistic sexual relations with helena bertinelli

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jason being cast as tiny tim bc he was the smallest 15 yr old in his theatre class (based on that hc that he was small af before he died, & when he came back to life he shot up like a tree)

based on this post i saw on tt:

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"We should do this more often."

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they barge into justice league meetings saying they have something very important to show them. and do stuff like this

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Point proven.

This is my entry for day 2 of Dick and Dami Week for the prompt “He’s my son!”, in a little Father vs Father competition. Not that Damian cares, as long as someone takes him to the arcade.

[ID: A comic featuring Bruce Wayne, who is pointing at himself and saying ‘He’s my son!” Dick Grayson, looking very smug, says “Are you sure about that?” Dick is surprised when Damian Wayne pops up behind him, demanding, “BABA! Take me to the arcade!” END ID.]

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I know we are not big fanon fan but I thought this one was hilarious https://www.tiktok.com/@thepandaredd/video/7368554357748698414

Lol even though Dick is very aware of Damian's rights and wrongs, I did find this part funny:

Dick: I know good and goddamn well you're not about to tell me that my baby boy did something wrong.

Tim: Depends on your definition of wrong.

Jason: You know, Grayson, one of these days we should probably have a long and hard discussion about your very strange obsession with protecting that boy.

Dick: What obsession? I don't have an obsession with someone using my inherited name and title that previously resulted in the death of one of my close loved ones. Shut up, Jason.

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Oh no he didn’t grow out of his gremlin Robin phase, he’s just like this