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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
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do not under any circumstances enter my tower while i am polishing my amulet
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We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year
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this morning when i woke up i had sleep paralysis so to pass the time i pretended that i was battling an invisible wizard who had cast an immobilising spell on me, and i focused on this wizard and thought at him “YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE” in a really loud mental voice, and as soon as i did that the paralysis went away like literally immediately
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nothing but respect for my trans cow best friends
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reblog to give your local wizard an ICE COLD LEMONADE
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god i love how pitbulls are like
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people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?
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pinball wizard the arcane arcade trickster who makes a living by cheating at arcade games and reselling minion plushies to children
comms open!
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tumblr users: i hate tiktok it's the worst
every post of a tiktok video: 12,746 reblogs, 45,094 likes
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Everyone keeps acting like as a druid I'm just boring and not as interesting or violent as wizards or warlocks but they'll all see when I finally perfect my new spell, Himalayan Blackberries Growing Inside Of Your Blood
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