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#Missing from this list- #Did you know hackers use email to reach you sometimes? #Don't hold the door open for people you don't know they might not work here! #Don't leave your computer on with sensitive info on the screen when you walk away! #Did you know hackers can use texting to reach you sometimes? #Please write official emails with adult words so you don't get put in the spam box! #If your boss suddenly asks you to wire them money or buy them gift cards- it might not be your boss! #Do you remember all federal regulations to follow when contacting customers? Here's the 900 page manual! #Also I should note these stupid things used to be a yearly mandatory thing #NOW THEY ARE QUARTERLY #That means I have to watch 3-5 videos on all these subjects 4 times a year #But at least yes I do get paid for the 30 minutes it takes to watch them all and then answer questions at the end

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It is a painful truth that actually none of my fics are abandoned, no, not even the ones that haven’t updated in five years. I still know exactly what happens next, and after that, and so on. They’re not abandoned; they’re right here, haunting me, characters climbing up my pants like kittens nagging for dinner.

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I honestly don't get why people *complain* about shonen protagonists swearing eternal loyaltly in dramatic ways and sacrificing themselves for their male friends like they're in love? Not necessarily? I also swear eternal loyaltly to my friends and would die in a epic battle for any of my homies and I'm not gay that doesn't make me gay

#I mean obviously it doesn't apply to Naruto and Sasuke #Because let's be real- Sakura and Kakashi ALSO swore eternal loyalty sacrifice yada yada #But then they both also started thinking that maybe it would be better to just kill Sasuke and be done with his shit #And Naruto had to convince them to please please let his boyfriend live thank you #Half of shippuden is world building with epic war intrigue and alien schemes thousands of years in the making #The other half is just Naruto convincing everyone he meets that he and Sasuke love each other- really!-despite the murder attempts #So he definitely needs to be forgiven so he can go back to living with Naruto and be happy for once #Everyone in the ninja world knows they're boyfriends

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some sillying

more virus shen jiu au ! part 1 - part 2 - part 3

when when ppl talk about writing it

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my favorite angry man !! part 1 - part 2

Shen Yuan transmigrates but instead of Shen Jiu just magically disappearing, hes kinda like a virus, cus the system doesn't know how to get rid of him

he ends up just following sy around and judging his life choices (and eventually sqh since he can also see him/system)

tism is tisming

i just want more angry man shen jiu content man i need that man to have a somewhat happy ending please and Thank u

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they're brothers your honor >:]

more virus shen jiu au ! :D part 1 - part 2

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I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

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i miss him being mean to bruce

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The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)

the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version

[Image description: Gifs of the muppets with edited captions.

1 - Kermit, wearing a suit, says, "Yes, I am Goncharov."

2 - Several ticking clocks on a wall

3 - Miss Piggy and Kermit kiss, while Miss Piggy says, "Of course, we're in love; that's why I tried to shoot you."]

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"It occurred to Shang Qinghua, not at all for the first time, but for the first time that the words of the thought rang as clearly as a bell, that this person was not only his ideal man. Mobei-Jun was also just a man. This author didn't know him at all.

"...And yet you became a cultivator," Mobei-Jun said, "rather than a farmer."

"Well, even being the world's worst cultivator is generally better than not being one," Shang Qinghua replied. "Honestly, it's a little terrifying being human in this world sometimes, especially in the heart of the Demon Realm." He bit his lip, immediately regretting this revelation, and his desperation to cover up the last sentence led to something even bolder: "Do you ever wish that you could have been something else? Besides the Northern King...?"

Mobei-Jun blinked tiredly at him.

"...I shouldn't be keeping you up this late," Shang Qinghua muttered. "We have a long day of someone maybe trying to kill me again tomorrow. Maybe. It's been a few days, hasn't it?"

Art for chapter 6 of Tossawary's fic "Servant to a Different King" art of the moshang big bang!

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Timepiece with the fewest moving parts:

Sundial.

Timepiece with the most moving parts:

Hourglass.

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@antidisneyinc @positively--speculative @dirhwangdaseul

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Tim in the wayne manor living room telling bruce he is bisexual.

Tim: So yeah im bisexual.

Bruce: Well im proud of you no matter what and thank you for telling me.

Tim: Thanks Bruce.

Bruce: *sighs* Im glad that went well. I practiced alot for this.

Tim: You knew?!

Bruce: Oh no. I just thought itd be someone else coming out to me.

Tim: You thought it was gonna be Dick right?

Bruce: Absolutely.

A scoff comes from across the room. As they see Dick with his head in Wallys lap in the couch.

Dick: "how dare you say something so slanderous against me! You know what i dont have to take this verbal abuse." * Gets up and grabs Wallys hand.* "Come on honey were leaving."

Tim: Yeah i don't get how I'm the first.

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What I’d give for one of the Cinderella remakes to go into how when you’re in an isolated and abusive situation, sometimes you need to be saved and you’re not weak if you can’t escape by yourself

I’ve never been a fan of bad faith reinterpretations of fairy tales, especially ones which flatten the originals into “princesses is saved by a prince and nothing else”, to then go #girlboss. The princess can save herself because she’s a strong female character! (Implying if you’re in a bad situation, it’s because you’re not strong enough to get out)