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My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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I want to see an aardvark use its strong claws to rip a hole in the side of a concrete building and start feasting on the men in nice suits inside

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Healthy relationships are clearly better in real-life but fucked-up ones are way more dramatically interesting in fiction. In much the same way–indeed, in exactly the same way–that feudal monarchy is a hell of a lot of fun in fantasy and historical fiction novels, but complete shit to actually live under.

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let’s see if this extra cup of coffee makes me good or evil

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Gregory Fromenteau on Instagram

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just because its a bromance doesnt mean you cant kiss him with tongue. follow for more nontoxic masculinity or else

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Trying to talk in discord servers feels like trying to sit at the lunch table with the popular kids in middle school and totally fucking it up

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you know I couldn’t be a cowboy because I’d be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we’d be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he’d play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he’d finish and we’d both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I’d realize that maybe it wasn’t the touch of a woman i’d been hankerin for

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you’ve considered the shrimplications but….. have you prawndered them….,,,..,,..

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yeah I'm a fag. what about it . shows you a little boucy ball from my pocket with a giant bite taken out of it. now scram. ass hole

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to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

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“not everything has to be gay” it does actually

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bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

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Sooo, I'm currently rereading "Bleach is Good for (Blood) Stains", every few months I tend to but haven'thad time to for quite a while. Anyway, God, it's so good, will always be one of my favorite fics. Absolutely adore your writing style and want to thank you for writing and sharing your fics!!

I hope you're doing well!!💜

o my god, thank you so much. this ask made my day fr. i’ve been missing my motivation, and sometimes I think back at how I wrote a 6k chapter every week for blood stains and I envy my old self. hoping it’ll come back.

i’m so happy to hear you reread it and that you still like it so much. :’)

i’m okay. rough week, bit of a rough year, but hopefully sliding out of the hole i’ve fallen into soon. I hope you’re well <3

thank you thank you. thank u for the message. :)

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I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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people will bring up the fictional murder as if i had anything to do with it or could stop it. like i’m not aware. “you know this freak KILLS people right?” man what do you want me do about that. i’m not his keeper. he’s funny to observe. and also not real