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you deserve it.

#my 2012 self would think i was a no nothing fucker for reblogging this #my 2024 takes her meds every day and drinks water for a living and is doing great #(she also has a fully developed frontal lobe so you can't give water and meds all the credit)

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MIKE FAIST

Photographed by Jack Pierson for AnOther Magazine Summer/Autumn 2024

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

#I HATE FRUIT!!!! #NONE.99

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#:D #isaac lahey #a teen wolf post

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This is your annual reminder that I have the blog "youhaveaneyelash" that was meant to be a photographic documentation of every time in a movie or tv show a man used the excuse "you have an eyelash" (aka a barely visible hair out of place) as an excuse to grab and touch a woman's face to remove it

But I found the screenshot collection process so harrowing I had to stop before I started

Dkdjddjdj

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everyboddy shut  UP im THINKING about finctional character

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MIKE FAIST

Photographed by Jack Pierson for AnOther Magazine Summer/Autumn 2024

#mike faist

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they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

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#i gasped #stranger things

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Bonus round do you ever start your morning standing on your landing to check if your car was stolen in the night as part of your daily sexy city girl routine, forget you parked down the block, run outside in your pajamas barefoot at 100/10 only to see it down the block

Do you ever get home at 10 from you second job and there's a space open front of your building but it's behind two cars that both have all of their doors open and people standing outside of them and you don't love that so you park at the end of the block and get out in a hurry because you don't like walking in from right in front of your building as it is and now you're at the end of the block you hurry down the block and realize you have to walk past whatever is happening anyway just go get inside so you get inside and you turn on the shower right as you're about to get in you realize you don't have your phone and you look up Find My Phone and see that it is DOWN THE BLOCK so you abort the shower, grab your pepper spray grab your flashlight and walk past the people outside the doors open cars AGAIN and realize you have just 4x'd the exposure to something that wasn't scary in the first place and now you're just exhausted

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Do you ever get home at 10 from you second job and there's a space open front of your building but it's behind two cars that both have all of their doors open and people standing outside of them and you don't love that so you park at the end of the block and get out in a hurry because you don't like walking in from right in front of your building as it is and now you're at the end of the block you hurry down the block and realize you have to walk past whatever is happening anyway just go get inside so you get inside and you turn on the shower right as you're about to get in you realize you don't have your phone and you look up Find My Phone and see that it is DOWN THE BLOCK so you abort the shower, grab your pepper spray grab your flashlight and walk past the people outside the doors open cars AGAIN and realize you have just 4x'd the exposure to something that wasn't scary in the first place and now you're just exhausted

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its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/

💀 my brother in christopher

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A cool thing about writing is that the better you get at it, the more you're aware of what you want out of it, which means it gets harder, which means you actually feel like you're getting worse.

And by "cool thing," I mean "what the fuck, man"

– Sam Sykes

#i currently think i'm a worse writer than i thought it was 4 years ago #i hope that means i'm better

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”rory believed the most in jess”, ”luke was the most supportive of jess”, WRONG, not as long as this king exists

#but look there's more!!

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”rory believed the most in jess”, ”luke was the most supportive of jess”, WRONG, not as long as this king exists

#jess mariano #cutiepie of the month

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Nice picture.

GILMORE GIRLS | 2.05 x 2.12 x 3.14

Requested by @jess-stolengnome