ruby-winchester24

[ruby-winchester24]

little snippet of my new Kenny oneshot :)

#south park #kenny mccormick #rubyrants

[ruby-winchester24]

Masterlist

Kyle Broflovski✡️

dating hc

random hc

Stan Marsh🎸

dating hc

random hc

cheerleader hc

Kenny McCormick⚰️

dating hc

random hc

cheerleader hc

Eric Cartman🌭

random hc

Butters Stotch🧈

can’t you see i love you? - Oneshot

Craig Tucker🐹

dating hc

Tweek Tweak☕️

dating hc

Tolkien Black💵

nothing to see here… yet

Clyde Donovan🏀

nothing to see here … yet

Jimmy Valmer🩼

nothing to see here… yet

[ruby-winchester24]

it’s finally happening i’m making a story for kenny

#rubyrants

[ruby-winchester24]

I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY??? ARE YOU OKAY 😭

YES IM OKAY LOL i’m just emotional💀🩷

[ruby-winchester24]

sobbing atm🥲

HIIIIII love ur writing!!!!!! could I req hcs of Stan’s gang hearing from their gn!reader friend that their ex bf cheated on them and how they’d all react? thank you sm🫶🫶

Stan's Gang + Butters w/ Reader who was Cheated On!

omgggg wait... slay... gn reader + high school everyone cw: drugs + minor vio

Eric Cartman

he laughs

he's not sorry either

"HAH i can see why!"

but secretly makes plans.

the chili incident 2.0 will happen if you do not stop it

definitely threatens them.

not a touchy guy, but if you need to cry into his shoulder...

"thank you, cartman" "eric. and it's whatever. fuck off"

Stan Marsh

he gets it

takes you to his place

sets up a blanket fort with snacks

listens intently or puts on adam sandler movies if you don't wanna talk

he'll talk about anything with you

he feels really bad

will give them the stink eye in the hallways

Kyle Broflovski

"WHAT?!"

prepare for like a week of coddling no matter how long ago it was

gives you gifts and such

"it made me think of you"

does all this boyfriend stuff without realizing

"do you wanna snuggle??"

physical affection through the roof

trash talks them with you

almost went jersey on them when he saw them next

Kenny McCormick

"ohhhhhhh wack"

will offer to beat them up but

mainly he's just offering to get blazed and eat mcdonald's with you.

trash talks too but in like a goofy way

flirty as hell too

"i'd never treat you like that bb"

god he's so dumb but it definitely made you feel better

squares up with you if you ever let them in your life again

he is NOT letting you hurt yourself like that

Butters Stotch

HE SOBBED

"how could anyone do that to youuuu??? you're so perfect" :c

starts sending you sweet things randomly through text

"good morning sunshine! i saw a flower today and it reminded me of you!!"

absolutely clinging around you if you'll let him

definitely suspicious of any other s/o you may get

grills them. investigator butters is back

"what are your intentions?!" "what"

you are definitely reassurance/motivation buddies

"you can do it leo!!!" "and you're worth every good thing that happens to you (name)!!!"

TY FOR THE LOVE <3 I HOPE U LIKE IT ANON

[ruby-winchester24]

real😔💀

this is how kyle and cartman look in my mind

[ruby-winchester24]

carrying home the groceries with your lifelong super best friend roommate boyfriend thing

[ruby-winchester24]

Kenny and Stan X Cheerleader reader headcanons

{fem reader} {sorta nsfw}

Kenny

he gets an instant boner when he sees you in your skirt.

during the homecoming week he gives you his jersey for the game, seeing you in his jersey that is too big and your small skirt, he’s going feral.

when he is out on the sideline he is only watching you cheer.

he is always messing up his plays because his head isn’t in the game.

after games he comes over to you and hugs you (and squeezes your butt)

but he always smells bad

when he sees you being tossed in the air he is mesmerized.

all of the guys are jealous.

he wants to fuck you in your cheerleading uniform let’s be real.

stepped on your foot with his cleats once and broke your toe😭

comes to your cheer practices.

you wash his jersey for him because he probably doesn’t have a washing machine.

motherfucker is fast so he is the starting linebacker.

during football season he is clean off weed so he doesn’t get kicked off the team.

well he tries.

Stan

we all know that Stan is actually good at football so when the news came out he was dating on it the most popular cheerleaders on the team you became the most loved couple in the school.

homeboy actually has control compared to Kenny.

he made his jersey number your birthday.

his favorite cheer uniform you have is your cropped long sleeve top with your tight fitting skirt with a slit in the side, and the top has the school abbreviation SPHS.

he is a try hard just to impress you.

when your cheering for just him he feels like the luckiest man in the world.

when the team loses he is so embarrassed because he didn’t preform well in front of you.

just hug him and tell him he did great, and he will sulk for a couple hours.

he is surprisingly very competitive.

i will say it again he leaves his football pads in your car so your car smells.

he has a picture of you in his football locker.

good luck kisses before the game are a must.

he makes you wear his varsity jacket on the day of a game to school.

quarterback ong.

keeps a flask in his football bag.

#south park #south park headcanons #south park x reader #kenny mccormick #stan marsh #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh x you #kenny mccormick x reader #kenny mccormick x you #kenny south park #stan south park

[ruby-winchester24]

Hii ! i was wondering if I could request some jealous headcanons with Craig?? no pressure ofc !!

yes of course i can!!

[ruby-winchester24]

hii~ ✨✨

I was wondering if you could do some headcanons withh kenny or stan it can be both if you want with a cheerleader reader

its ok if you dont want to

i hope you have a wonderful day/night

i would love too! that is such a great ideal thank you❤️

[ruby-winchester24]

OMG COCO THIS IS SO GOOD!

my princess (choose your own adventure!)

a choose your own adventure story where you, a princess, spend the day getting to know your soon-to-be husband, prince kyle.

prince!kyle x fem princess!yn (arranged marriage + royal au) cw: near breakdown bc of sensory overstim for one of the routes wc: 1157 for this chapter, 9201 for all parts

an: omg its done!! :'] please wait from me to attach the links if you're early btw HAHA while there is no bad ending, there is one ending i consider to be the canon one because i may or may not make a part 2 ;0 ps: i made the parts in very different states of mind LOL + take a shot everytime it says word hum, muse, and silence

For most princesses, their fate was often sealed by the decision of their parents. You were no different.

Last week, your parents told you that you would be wed to Kyle Broflovski of Larnion. First and foremost, it was to form an allegiance with his family, seeing how your kingdom’s, Halcyon, military was quite advanced and strong while Larnion was very wealthy. Second, he and your parents have known each other for a long time, so it was a no-brainer to set your children up, I guess.

 You’ve never met Kyle, to be frank, but you’ve definitely heard of him. He was stereotypically perfect—physically active, studious, and ambitious. People praised him for the person he was. You weren’t stoked to meet him, but you weren’t upset either. You knew of your fate ever since you were a child, and what you got didn’t seem so bad.

What did he think of you, though? Most, unsure if he was one of them, viewed you as an educated, well-spoken, and graceful young lady. You weren’t well-spoken, though, you just knew when to shut your mouth. You didn’t like the very feminine appearance you had in public, yet some thought you were a bit too smart for your own good. They did get to you sometimes, but you believe that it’s best to just brush it off. However, the main thing you were worried about is if you were going to be wed to a person like those people.

The carriage turned by the circular driveway of the palace, where you would stay for the next week. If there was only one word you could use to describe the place, it would most definitely be posh. It looked like it supported only lavish lifestyles. You wouldn’t call it aristocratic, but it was shocking just how sophisticated and elegant the place was decorated.

Your parents, with your following behind them, proceeded to head to the throne hall, where you spotted Prince Gerald and Queen Sheila—two familiar faces you saw from time to time growing up. Beside them sat, what you could only assume, is Kyle.

For the most part, he looked what you expected his to look like, just a lot more lanky. You heard he took quite a few sports growing up, including football and horseracing, so your best judgment was that he was super buff—which didn’t exactly stoke you. You were happy to see that he didn’t look like a bodybuilder with a small head popping out at the top. It was the opposite, he did seem fit, but his body seemed faintly toned. Sleeper build, you guessed.

Greetings and compliments were exchanged between your parents. You stood there, smiling and waving to Mrs. and Mr. Broflovski. Kyle had gotten up to say hello to your parents as well. As the four of them chatted by the side, Kyle made his way to you, a polite and welcoming smile on his face.

“You must be YN?” was the first thing he said.

“And you must be Kyle.” Your head was raised high, nodding at him.

“I am” he hummed. “It’s a pleasure to meet you, my lady,” He got on one knee as he took your hand to gently lay a kiss upon it.

You caught your cheeks heating up, taken aback by the action. You expected this, but that didn’t mean you were prepared to actually deal with it. “Please, the pleasure is all mine.” You curtsied as he stood back up.

“There’s our soon-to-be,” a voice chimed from the side. You two turned to look see who it was—it was Kyle’s mother.

You exchanged a look with Kyle, both of your eyes sending a ‘What do we do?’ to what she said. Luckily for Kyle, you spoke first.

“Oh, Mrs. Broflovski,” you swoooned as you feigned innocence and embarrassment with a chuckle.

“Please.” she grinned at you. “Call Gerald and me, Mom and Dad.”

“A-Already?” Your surprise was genuine, but your tone continued to remain soft and calm.

“We insist, dear.” She walked towards you, stroking your hair.

Your father joined Sheila. “You may call us Mom and Dad as well, Kyle,” he said as he pat his back.

Kyle seemed to laugh it off, but with a quick glance at him, you could tell he felt a little awkward about the whole thing. The tense in his shoulder and the way he look everywhere but at the people in the room said it all. “Haha, thank you very much…”

“So, you two are aware why we’ve brought you two here today, yes?” Gerald spoke. Although you knew Sheila, or now Mom, to be the sterner one between the two, Gerald had a more serious tone than the rest right now.

You and Kyle simply nodded to his question. You were going to spend time together and get to know each other better in preparation for the wedding. It’s a good thing they didn’t rush you into marriage right away, but it’s not like you had a choice if you didn’t like Kyle anyway.

“There’s going to be a masquerade ball tonight,” your mom explained. “You don’t have to come, but we highly suggest you do.”

A few more words were exchanged between you two and the adults, and, soon enough, you found them leaving you and Kyle left to your own devices.

“See you later, little baby girl!” Your father waved ecstatically as he strolled off. You shook your head, feeling humiliated. Kyle spotted your embarrassment and laughed at it. Maybe a little too loudly for your liking, but any volume of laughter from that was plenty too much for you.

Before Sheila left, she quickly made her way to Kyle. “Take care of YN. Okay, booby?” You tried to hold in laughter. Kyle stared back at you, rolling his eyes.

“Yes, Mom.” He sighed.

“Alright. I’ll be heading out now. See you two cuties soon.” Kyle’s mom smiled, walking in the direction where the rest of your parents were.

“So, booby,” You teased.

The red on his face when he got flustered or angered was cute, you thought. “What is it, little baby girl?” He spat back, not realizing how weird sounded when he said it.

“Don’t say that. It sounds weird.” You rolled your eyes, elbowing him in the arm. He paused, looking at you to process what you meant by that. Once the realization sunk in his face more red than you could ever possibly imagine.

To ease the tension between you two, changed the topic. “Today’s free rein, though,” you continued. “You have any ideas where we could go?” You gave him a smile, hoping to ease his embarrassment even a little bit.

“Well, there’s the masquerade ball,” he hummed, looking everywhere but at you. “I suppose we can also go to the garden or a nearby village here as well…”

Which do you pick?

The Garden.

The Village.

The Masquerade Ball.

#rubyrants

[ruby-winchester24]

omg bb these are SO GOOD

HEADCANNONS

c/w: drinking, drugs, addiction, abuse, slight nsfw

AGED UP TO 18 MY PEOPLE!!!!

A/N: ok so in the headcannons he’s with Stan cause Style is very dear to my heart but in the relationship headcannons he’s with reader xx

Kyle Broflovski

- Massive fucking NERD!! (pls i love nerds).

- Got straight A’s throughout high school.

- Was on the honour roll and was on student council.

- Firm believer in basketball Kyle supremacy.

- Came out as Demisexual and Bisexual (male leaning).

- Stopped being super strict on Kosher throughout high school but kept that a secret from Sheila.

- Never stopped being insecure about his nose. Literally at one point started saving for a nose job till Stan talked him out of it.

- Drinks almond milk.

- Thinks thrifting is gross cause he’s a germaphobe. Washes his hands like 50 times a day.

- When I hear the song Basic Instinct it reminds me of Kyle.

- The Smiths > The Cure.

- Style: Stan fell first, Kyle fell harder (bro i love these dweebs lol).

- Was legit so in denial about being in love with Stan for the longest time.

- His Dad pushed him to study law but he ended up studying psychology to become a child psychologist because he saw the effects of unchecked mental health in children while he grew up.

- Got really drunk once and Kenny pierced his septum. He has it flipped up most of the time.

- Hates glasses so wears contacts.

- Such a fkn mummas boy lol it honestly was a problem at one point.

- Didn’t do his own laundry till he moved out. Did not know how to put sheets on a bed 👍

- Such a good relationship with Ike, he would die for his little brother.

- Did someone say abandonment issues!!!! Could not keep a partner to save his life during high school.

- Smoked weed with Kenny twice and then freaked out after he greened out.

- Got addicted to nicotine during college and used it as an outlet because he put so much pressure on himself to be perfect. Spoke to his doctor and he’s trying to quit.

- Defs listens to Phoebe Bridgers because he has a strange relationship with his dad.

- His dad pushed him to be perfect all the time until Kyle had a massive breakdown in junior year that burnt him out for a long time.

- A family man!!! Wants kids pretty early on into his life.

- A god at poker.

- Hates taking photos of himself.

- Still pretty insecure about his hair but Kenny and Stan helped himself to accept it and even start taking good care of it.

- Really struggled with anger issues.

- Stopped speaking to Cartman completely.

- Forest green is his favourite colour.

- Writes poems and makes people cry with how nice his birthday card messages are.

- First out his friends to get a license. His parents paid for his car.

- Such a damn backseat driver.

- Didn’t really work until he moved out.

- I think he’d help Heidi out at the community gardens.

- After Heidi finally ended things with Cartman, her and Kyle became really close friends.

- Had a friendly academic rivalry with Wendy through high school.

- Him and Wendy study together in college often.

- Has a record player.

- Grew closer to Craig’s gang in senior year of high school. Goes record shopping with Tolkien.

- Very accident prone.

- Has diabetes.

- Loves picnics and simple activities like stargazing.

- Smells like pine needles and the ocean.

- Actually a fantastic swimmer.

- Did drama in sophomore year.

- A massive library in his house. Had to instil a book ban on himself because he was spending all his money on it.

- Really nice eyelashes.

- Comes home to celebrate Hanukkah with his family every year.

- Did long distance with Stan during college. They almost broke up a few times but pulled through.

- Enjoys taking pictures of nature.

- Takes Ike to the movies very often.

- Has the nicest knitted sweaters.

- His guilty pleasure is Taylor Swift.

- HE IS SO MIRRORBALL CODED.

- When he’s in a good mood he loves baking and often bakes for his friends.

- Kenny, Kyle and Stan do day trips together super often. In my world these three never grew apart they are inseparable 🤞🤞

Kyle in a relationship

- An absolute gentleman. Refuses to let you get out of his car without him opening the door for you. Holds doors and pulls out seats. Always gives you his jacket.

- Was very insecure about his sexual inexperience. But y’all guided each other through it. I think there’s something so sweet and special about that.

- Touch tank by quinnie is all I have to say 😼.

- Loves kissing your neck and ears. He kisses your knuckles as well it’s very tender.

- Combusts when he sees you getting along with his family. Especially his Mum and Ike.

- Let’s you touch his hair, it relaxes him a lot.

- Opens up to you about his struggle with his Dad and nicotine. You are his biggest supporter through it all.

- Even though he hates photos, he’ll have a polaroid of y’all in his phone and wallet. Plus a photo booth strip in his car.

- Y’all will bake at midnight together.

- You go on fancy dinner dates together and rate the restaurants in the car together.

- Avid Letterboxed users lol! Give each other show and movie recommendations all the time.

- Kyle always had trouble sleeping but there was something very comforting about your presence so he’ll spend a lot of time at your dorm.

- Writes poems for you.

- Brings you flowers every time the old bouquet dies (ugh what a man).

- BUYS YOU LEGO FLOWERS!!!

- His love languages are gift giving and quality time.

- Keeps a list of all the dates you’ve been on.

- Will take such good photos of you fr! Your biggest hype man.

- I think his short temper would be a problem for you guys but he loves you so much he works on it so hard.

- Your praise means the absolute world to him.

- You guys always go to carnival together and share a caramel apple, it’s like tradition now.

- Couples costume for halloween always.

- Asks for your Dads/Mums/Guardians blessing before he proposes to you.

- Loves the smell of your perfume/cologne. Like it’s seriously intoxicating.

- Proposes to you with his Grandmas ring.

a/n: guys i love kyle so much i’m gonna make his mood board now <3

also if any of these are ooc in ur opinion it’s just for funsies and my opinion hehe

#i luv your work

[ruby-winchester24]

Tweek Tweak headcanons!!

{sfw+nsfw} {fem reader}

when you first met him he was a total wreak, he was trying to come off his meth addiction and also trying to cope of being left by Craig.

when you got closer he figured out he wasn’t totally gay like he thought he was.

the school and his parents were also very surprised, mostly all is South Park.

his parents really do like you, but you don’t really for what they did to Tweek. but you still keep the peace.

they are happy to see there son happy again.

he found comfort in your presence more then he did in Craig, that definitely fucked up his emotions.

it took him a while to finally understand his emotions and not go into a panicked rage.

you had to be the one to confess your feelings first, i’m not sure if he could without having a panic attack.

a lot of people asked questions about your relationship.

mostly what’s it like to be with a spaz.

you work at the coffee shop with him.

and yes you do get paid very well😋

he always makes you go home early if you have to close shop because he is scared you will get kidnapped.

it was his idea to have life360 so he knows were you are at all times, because of anxiety.

he is actually in great shape for being a meth addict.

you are his biggest supporter when it comes to his boxing.

he always waves at you when he is in the ring.

he always has bruises or cuts on him from being punched so much.

boxing lets him release a lot of stress he has built up over the years, he finds it better then any therapy session.

he continued to do boxing throughout his childhood and now he is getting scouted out by prizefighting officials.

definitely thought it would be to much pressure.

poor boy is definitely starved of love so show him some.

thoroughly enjoys sleepovers.

you made him delete twitter because it makes him a nervous wreck.

he loves to cuddle at first he wasn’t so sure but now that’s almost all you do now.

he still has ticks, because of how messed up his body and mind are from the constant amount of meth is his system for years.

it also messed up his growth he is only 5’8 i don’t see him being to tall.

once you play cod zombies and he had a panic attack because it’s low key scary asf, so you don’t play that game anymore.

he told you about the underwear gnomes.

Craig was also surprised that Tweek wasn’t all about he way gay.

Craig was upset to see him with another person but he also dumped him because of how Tweek acts, so he moved on quick.

words of affirmation and quality time are his love languages, he just needs to know you actually love him😭

he forgets to brush his hair a lot so you always have to do it for him.

he is very insecure about himself especially his teeth because there so yellow from him drinking coffee every day for years.

because of his anxiety he is always worried that you will find someone better.

he freaks when you talk to another guy because what if he steals you from him!?

you always remind him that your not gonna leave him.

homeboy is always asking were your going when he see’s your location move on life360.

he does not like pda the most he will do is hold hands, he doesn’t like when people look at you guys.

you always drive him places, he hates driving.

also when you make a risky decision on the road he will scream like a child.

he talks a LOT.

he has mommy and daddy issues☹️

if you cry he will cry too.

you guys have spa days a lot, it relaxes him so much.

he writes you letters all the time it’s the easiest way for him to express his love for you.

his hands are freakishly big compared too the size his wrists

he love’s fidget toys.

NSFW!!

switch, mostly a bottom bitch.

5 inches.

but when he does top he goes feral.

his pace is always fast and animalistic.

he holds you like your a porcelain doll

when he is jealous he goes crazy in the bedroom, but he will not degrade you but he will put you in your place.

he would hold you with a death grip.

he would make you make eye contact with him when he cums.

“why w-would you make me jealous like that!”

“you know that i’m t-the only one that can make you feel t-this way!”

“ahhh fuck your p-pussy is so good~”

eye contact that’s all i got to say.

remember how i said his love language is words of affirmation that also includes in the bedroom.

“oh g-god i love you so much”

“ahh jesus you make me feel so good”

when he is on bottom he is super whiny and he just wants to be good for you.

he calls you mommy 100%

and yes he likes to be pegged. that is 70% of sex between you guys.

he really likes a slow pace, he would rather make love then fuck.

he is mostly vanilla but he does like is praise.

sometimes he likes to act like a brat so you punish him.

his favorite punishment is when you deny his orgasm but that’s his little secret

he always holds your hand during sex, he just wants to touch you.

kissing always turns him on. every single time.

poor guy just wants to make you feel good.

he loves it and when you call him sweet nicknames

“your doing so good for me sweetheart”

“such a good boy for mommy~”

he is LOUD, like i’m pretty sure the neighbors can hear…

i am so so sorry for not getting this out sooner i had some bad writers block but thank you for the support over this time i luv you all❤️

#south park #south park headcanons #south park x reader #south park x y/n #south park x you #sp tweek #tweek tweak #tweek x reader #tweek is low key my fav

[ruby-winchester24]

AHHHH I LOVE THIS❤️

hiii love your writing ❤️ !! can I request hcs of the main 4’s music tastes? + maybe who’s likely to do things like make a playlist for someone?

SOUTH PARK'S MAIN 4 MUSIC TASTES ♫��･◡･๑꒱

pairings; none!

summary; music taste hc's that i thought of

warnings; slight cussing, kanye west

a/n; HIII AND TYYY THIS WAS FUN TO WRITE HOPE U LIKE IT:3 i tried my best sorrry if this isn't accurate!!!

STAN MARSH

first off stan would most likely make a dedicated playlist for both of you guys!! i hc that he listens to current joys, radiohead, weezer, and the weeknd. maybe even some tv girl and childish gambino!! HE ALSO LISTENS TO ALSO SWEET TRIP!!! his music taste is a mix of sad indie and maybe r&b. he definitely listens to the weeknd when he's practicing his rizz. (just like me fr) you introduced him into childish gambino and the weeknd and bro was in another dimension. he hasn't stopped listening to them since. here's an idea of y'alls playlist ↴ (obviously there's more songs)

NOW PLAYING: CRYING WITH RIZZ PLAYLIST

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kids - current joys 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 4:29

me and your mama - childish gambino 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 6:19

i just threw up the love of my dreams - weezer 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 2:37

song about me - tv girl 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 4:03

how to disappear completely - radiohead 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 5:56

the hills - the weekend 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 4:03

acting - sweet trip 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 7:05

KYLE BROVFLOSKI

yes he would make a playlist for you. this time this playlist is songs that remind him of you. it's a secret playlist that no one knows but him. (he's totally not in love with you) kyle listens to steve lacy, the smiths, and the cure. ok maybe even some tyler the creator?? i totally feel like he vibes with tyler's flower boy album. he also listens to tame impala and pet shop boys for sure. basically stans music taste but in a different font. i guess this is called indie pop with a mix of 80s-90s music. his playlist for you ↴

NOW PLAYING: SONGS THAT REMIND ME OF Y/N :))

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uuuu - steve lacy 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 1:30

there is light that never goes out - the smiths 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 4:04

why can't i be you - the cure 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 3:14

awkward - tyler the creator 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 3:47

music to walk home by - tame impala 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 5:12

friday im in love- pet shop boys 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 3:34

KENNY MCORMICK

i think kenny listens to bimbo girly pop songs asf. like he's all man outside in but in the inside he has the mentality of a dumb bimbo $lut🤭. he definitely makes a playlist for the both of you. the playlist's name is called pu$$y poppin songs. like kenny be so fr 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄. KENNY LISTENS TO 3OH!3 LIKE YESSSS BROO. he also listens to ayesha erotica and millionaires. HELPPP MAYBE EVEN AZEALIA BANKS😭. kenny also listens to yung gravy AND KESHA FOR SUREEEE ALSO ICP. your playlist that he made for y'all ↴

NOW PLAYING: PU$$Y POPPIN SONGS

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donttrustme - 3OH!3 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 3:12

big juicy - ayesha erotica 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 3:26

hey rich boy hey - millionaires 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 2:48

212 - azealia banks 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 3:25

oops! - yung gravy 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 2:20

blah blah blah - kesha, 3OH!3 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 2:52

in my room - insane clown posse 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 3:51

ERIC CARTMAN

CARTMAN LISTENS TO KANYE WEST. we all know why he listens to kanye west..... he secretly listens to pop music. like britany spears, lady gaga, and lowkey marina. ooo and also gwen stefani. he probaly also listens to eminem. also stop guys cause you know damn well he listens to 6ix9ine💀. bro does not make a playlist for you. you ask him to make one and he says, "no tf that's gay as shit." like ok buddy just say that you don't wanna share out your music taste. you beg him so many times and he still says no. he has his own playlist. only for him that's it. his own playlist ↴

NOW PLAYING: MY PLAYLIST IS BETTER THAN KYLES

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can't tell me nothing - kanye west 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 4:31

toxic - britany spears 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 3:18

poker face - lady gaga 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 3:57

ancient dreams in a modern land - marina 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 3:26

gwen stefani - rich girl 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 3:56

without me - eminem 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 4:50

trollz - 6ix9ine, nickii minaj 0:00 ───ㅇ───── 3:22

#totally like not in love with your work or anything🙄🤭

[ruby-winchester24]

About Ruby~

• Hello i’m Ruby/Rue, i am mexican american, my pronouns are she/her!

• My request are always open and i love hearing feedback from you guys!

• Always feel free to message me i love talking to new people and making new friends❤️

• I will write mostly all NSFW stuff but no like hardcore stuff duh.

Masterlist

[ruby-winchester24]

don’t play with me right now this is so good!😭😭

⋆ peace | kyle broflovski x reader smut ⋆

☆ pairing: kyle broflovski x reader ☆ summary: study dates seemed to be the norm for you and your boyfriend, but it was far from tradition for them to end with your dirty panties hidden in his closet. prequel to "I'm a Cool Dad!", the story of how kyle ended up with his lovely girlfriend's panties in the deepest part of his room. ☆ warnings: so much smut, kyle likes to be a tease, really fluffy and pretty soft, pet names (sweet girl, angel, baby), very very praise heavy, use of the word pussy, cunny (once), cock, dick, probably some others, not really proofread ☆ authors note: not sure if i like how this turned out but i had fun writing it! thank you for the request <3 hope you like it ☆ wc: around 1.5 k

It was just another day of studying with your lovely boyfriend Kyle. It seemed that all you two did nowadays was study, not that you minded. Though, it’s impossible to deny that the long hours of studying took a toll on your body. Your back was killing you from your terrible posture as you reread the sentence in the assigned book for what seemed like the fiftieth time. 

“Kyle?” you call out softly, catching the attention of the messy haired boy. 

He looks up from his textbook, raising his eyebrows slightly, “Yeah? What’s up?” he asks, stretching his arms above his head, the tiresome studying clearly catching up with him as well.

“Can we take a break, pretty pretty please?” You ask, smiling sweetly, looking up at him with hopeful eyes.

Kyle chuckles at your expression, “Sure, what do you want to do instead, sweet girl?” 

You pause for a moment, “Can we lay in bed?” You ask after contemplating. You had been spending so much time at his house to study in the past few months that his bed practically seemed like your own. Without waiting for an answer, you jump into the bed, sighing in the relief it provided your poor back. Your actions elicit another breathy laugh from Kyle, who followed suit soon after you. His hands draped over your waist as you gaze into his eyes lovingly.

“Can I tell you a secret?” you say, quietly, a soft smile on your face.

“Spill” Kyle says half sarcastically, as you move your face to his ear..

“I love you” you whisper softly, smile audible in your voice.

“Oh come on, that’s your secret?” Kyle laughs light-heartedly. 

“What, you don't like my secret?” You ask, pouting jokingly, “Well, then I guess I take it back!” you exclaim pettily, turning away from him to lay flat on your back, pouting up at the ceiling, though unable to hide your smile. 

“Aw, don’t be like that, baby,” Kyle says, crawling on top of you, caging you in with his larger frame, his face mere inches from your own. His lips slowly nears yours until they just barely graze each other. Impatiently, you grab his face towards yours, pulling him in for a passionate kiss. You feel him smile against your lips as the kiss deepens. Your hands find their way into his messy hair, lightly tugging on the strands. The kiss makes you feel dizzy, the intensity almost too much to bear. You can feel your panties starting to get wet from arousal causing you to whine needily, “Kyle…”

“Yes, baby? Use your words,” he responds teasingly, moving his lips to your neck to suck on the sensitive skin. 

You gasp softly at the sudden contact, moaning lightly. “Please…” you say quietly

“Please what?” He asks, pulling away from your neck to make eye contact with you, a teasing look in his eyes. 

“Please just fuck me!” You cry out, unable to take it anymore. 

He grins and lets out a breathy laugh, kissing you briefly. “Good girl,” he praises, moving down to pull your shorts off. “Aw sweet girl, you’re so wet for me, aren’t you?” He says, lightly kissing your clit through your soaked panties. His words cause you to nod fervently, still pouting. He peels your wet panties off of you, tossing them onto his bedroom floor. As he helps you take off your top he asks quietly, “what do you want, baby?”

“Want your cock inside of me,” you say needily, feeling as if you could cry from the built up arousal. “Please…” you mewl, tugging on his shirt.

“Since you’ve been such a good girl,” Kyle responds, smirking down att you as be begins to take off his own clothes. He pulls out a condom from his bedroom drawer, a purchase he had only begun to make since dating you, opening it with his teeth then putting it on. “Ready?” he confirms as he rubs his hardened shaft against your achingly wet entrance, looking up into your eyes for any signs of hesitation. 

Your eyes are teary at this point, hardly able to contain yourself. You nod, letting out a weak “please…”. Following your confirmation, he begins to push into you, groaning from the pleasure of your warm, tight walls enveloping his cock. 

“Fuck, you’re so perfect, you know that?” He says, relishing in the feeling. Though this was hardly your first time together, Kyle always seems extremely responsive to your body. “You take me so good, like you were made for me,” He praises, knowing his big size is always a struggle for you at first. Despite how wet you had been, the stretch still surprised you. Your hands grasped his shoulders tightly as you adjusted to his size, eyes rolling back as your walls flutter around him lightly. 

After a momentary pause, you whisper a small, “you can move now”, smiling up at your boyfriend sweetly. He chuckles, bending down to kiss you before he begins to slowly thrust in and out of your tight pussy. 

“Fuck,” he groans, addicted to the feeling of your sweet cunny around his throbbing, hard length. He increases his pace, reaching a hand down to rub gentle circles around your clit, bringing you closer to your own orgasm. 

Kyle’s ministrations on your sensitive clit cause you to clench around his dick, causing him to moan your name. How vocal he was during moments like these always made the act feel even more intimate, more vulnerable. The feeling of his cock dragging against your tight pussy walls was addicting, to say the least. Your pants of his name grew more frequent as you feel his thrusts get sloppier. 

“m gonna…” you start, unable to finish your sentence with how high you felt on pleasure.

“Me too, baby,” Kyle responds, kissing you once more. His thrusts become shallower, though harder, reaching deep inside of you. The circles he had been drawing on your clit grew faster in speed as he increased the pressure, bringing you even closer to the edge. ‘Fuck!” You hear your boyfriend groan, his audible pleasure sending you over the edge, “cum for me, angel,” he says, overwhelmed with pleasure as he feels his cum fill the condom. 

“Kyle!” You cry out, gasping as your own orgasm crashes over you in waves. You grip his shoulders tightly, as the pleasure makes your head spin, more so than usual. He seems to notice this as your hot pussy milks his cock, kissing you lightly to distract you from the intense pleasure. 

“Are you okay, baby?” he asks softly as he pulls his lips away from yours. You nod, tiredly, your orgasm starting to subside, your contractions around him becoming more sporadic and spread out. 

“That was so good…” you pant, smiling tiredly at your boyfriend who’s contented expression matched yours. 

Kyle smiles at you softly before speaking,“Can i tell you a secret?” He asks sincerely, gazing at you with pure adoration in his eyes. Your nod results in him whispering softly into your ear, “i love you more”.

You giggle softly at his sweet words, “not possible, but sure,” you respond light-heartedly, smiling so hard that your cheeks begin to ache.

“Definitely possible,” he counters, smiling at you as if you had hung the moon and the stars. “You wanna spend the night? It’s pretty late” he says, yawning. 

You nod in response to his question, “can i borrow a shirt?” he gets up from bed, tossing you one of his shirts and putting on his own pajamas. “Um Kyle, I dont have any panties…” you realize, as you slip on Kyle’s old band tee which fit you like an oversized shirt.

“Is that a problem?” He asks, a teasing lilt in his voice.

You shrug, “guess not”. You watch your boyfriend pick up your panties from the floor and hold them up nonchalantly.

“Do you want these back?” He asks, half joking.

“I think the real question is whether or not you want them,” you respond, laughing. “You can have them, just…make sure your mom doesn’t find them,” you say. He chuckles in response and hides them in the deepest corner of his closet.

“Hope you weren’t kidding because you’re never getting those back,” he says, winking as he jumps back onto the bed, wrapping his arms around your smaller frame.

“Trust me, i don't mind,” you say, laughing at his boldness. “You know, I think I like study dates better when they end with my panties stuffed in your closet,” you tease lightly, your voice quiet.

Kyle chuckles at your words, “me too, baby.” He whispers, before giving you a soft kiss. In this moment, nothing else seemed to matter. Deep within your heart, you knew that you had found peace. And his name is Kyle Broflovski. 

[ruby-winchester24]

Random headcanons for the main 4!

{mostly sfw but nsfw stuff will be mentioned}

Kenny is one of the best drug dealers in town because he knows we’re the cops camp out.

everyone in the group calls Kyle fire crotch.

Stan steals weed from his dad and gives it to Kenny to sell and they split the profit.

Eric doesn’t know how to swim but he can float in water.

Kenny still huffs cat pee once in a while so he can see the woman with big boobs

once everyone was drunk at Stan’s house and Kenny got onto the barn roof and Eric yelled “do a flip” and he did it and fell on his head and died.

Kyle is lactose intolerant.

Eric once took a pic of his boobs and spread it around the school saying they were Wendy’s nudes.

and yes she beat the shit out of him again.

Stan smokes cigarettes (he’s so emo)

Eric did acid with Kenny one time and he ran into a door and broke it.

Kyle works out.

Kyle also was forced by his mom to take better care of his hair and now he has a 4 step hair care routine.

Eric, Tweek and Kenny do wrestling.

when the guys watch Kyle play basketball, whenever Kyle gets a free throw Eric yells “Jew!” to throw him off.

Stan is a heavy weight when it comes to alcohol so he only drinks hard liquor.

Stan also had a flask in his pocket at all times, and he denies he is like his dad.

the guys play minecraft together.

Kenny has a serious nicotine addiction.

Eric still plays with Lego’s.

Kyle likes to watch Jersey Shore but that’s his little secret.

Stan started to smoke weed to spite his dad but it didn’t really work now he smokes like everyday.

Kyle is the he tallest out of the group then it goes Stan then Kenny then Eric

Eric is definitely like 5’4

Kenny post’s shirtless pics of him in his snap story with NBA youngboy music in the background, like everyday.

Kyle gives little gifts to Kenny and Stan for each day of Hanukkah.

Kyle is one of the best basketball players on the team.

Kyle and Stan are in band, Stan plays the guitar and drums and Kyle plays the trumpet and tuba.

Stan is also in choir.

Kyle and his family went up to Jersey to see his grandparents and when he came back he was Kyley-B for a month straight, and he also uses muff cabbage as an insult still.

Kenny goes hunting with Jimbo a lot.

Stan is still low key a hoarder like his room is just full of shit he doesn’t need.

Kyle is always the DD when they go to parties.

Kenny’s pants sag all the time poor dude can’t buy a belt.

Eric was the last person out of the group to loose his virginity.

Kenny has pet rats, well the rats that live in his house.

Stan had feelings for Kyle in middle school.

#south park #south park headcanons #kenny mccormick #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #stan marsh #sp headcanons